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What a crock of shit! I can spot a con better than ever at my age. What else is the market?

Against my better judgement, I am going to post problems that I find with 11.4. Admittedly, I am dead fucking drunk as I try to use 11.4, but my standard for software is that a fucking drunk ought to be able to use it. I add a function to the chart. I try to use "Edit Chart" move it above the...

Please specify the composition of your holy grail. Soggy coffee stained paper cup from Buckos? Cheap glazed ceramic momento mug of Corpus Christi? Sixties bright pewter replica of Revolutionary Silver? The real deal silver chalice with DNA-certified spit trace from our lord Jesus Christ? I NEED...

Don't tell me. He's going as a UN plenipotentiary to assess worldwide global warming.

Alas, Al is the only one of us left alive. The others all turned to gooey sticky grey Alzheimer's placques. Hoped to make the grimpilmage to Jack's gravesite with a full bladder before I'm gone.

All I know is that he's not on my ward.

Please advise if you are still in the land of the living. No posts since 3/13? Not that I miss you, or anything. But my bullshit meter is way past due for quarterly calibration and I need a strong source signal.

You have an ex wife? You understand love-hate? You get ambivalence? Now get multibivalence.

You always say that four out of five people don't like what you say. Make that nineteen out of twenty for me. Dramatically reduces the number of posts we have to wade through. Al is your only admirer at my house. Offer still stands, if we ever get a wide enough ranging day to test it. I'll be...

That's the solution to my problem! My trading studdyo is in a loft (so as to feel lofty) and at night when I am working and the rest of the house is dark bugs fly upstairs and congregate on my screen. Frequently I mistake them for entry points.

Guru fed minds! Excellent! You lose! Gurus DO eat brains. After they have turned them to mush.

A standunderable missnake. We just finished our weekly group therapy with Dr. Mudgins, and we are not sure who we are ourselves. Failed multiple personality integrations are a bitch. En ce moment the rest of us are hanging over Dr. Doaks' shoulder laughing at how his T&A visualization isn't...

No rush. I'll be taking my old man midday nap.

Would you cornsider Dallas (not Scotland, Texas)? I can teach you to shoot while you're here. And you can watch me scalp like the octaroon Native American that I am.

I fear the younger generation doth forget that only the Fool could speak bare truth to the King. And I assure you, Tiki, that I never show a chart unless it has a place, however deguise here, on my screen. But I do decry that none that I recall has caught the significunce of my username. An...

A sly side effect of my dervious challenge will be to prove what I already know analytically: NQ is a better vehicle to trade than ES. Specifically, that SCT loses less money trading NQ than ES.

That is not the least of the worst of it. If my 40 SLOC code in the hands of an unworthy reprobate idiot can match what years of mentoring and character building by the master achieves, then I will become the new darling of ET, with my mentwhoring sought by sundry and all. I will be dispensing...

In semi-almost-partially-full disclosure, my SCT-Lite does not use volume. I will adapt its paramourameters to get the number of turns Jackie's boite of Crayolas dicktated. We will leave no turn unstoned.

Thanks. I do so sincerely want to be rich. And 20-40 round turns in ES every day surely will do it, no matter what the mullable of the range. I had not planned to explore ES until I evolved systems that do not have to be tuned for the instrument traded. That and the fact that my trades are so...

OK, Jack, ah'm 'a serrusly plannin' on thinkin' about fixin' ta git reddy ta mebbe start hornin' in on yer ES turf. I am unprofitable in NQ, so why not trade ES as well? So I have tuned some of my analytical tools for ES, and I am rarin' to go git me those 20-40 trades a day. So here is my...