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This is just bizarre... HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said. "It had been somewhat cooked by the time the deputy arrived," sheriff's Capt. Ben...

A few more: Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck...

Which reminds me of the CIA training joke: The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and...

Oh...and when I say limbs...I mean your dick.

Possibly. I can understand how an STD was spread to the wife. Question is - how did it spread to the other family members?? Hmmmm... It may also be Rother's disease. After a few weeks of cold-like symptoms, your limbs instantaneously fall off and your eyes turn to liquid.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The...

Agree. This is definitely Economics material. :p

Don't worry nutmeg. I already have a special bowl and a table in the corner ready for you...

A senior US senator lashed the administration of President George W. Bush Wednesday for its decision to sell F-16 fighter jets to Pakistan, calling it a sign of a "dangerously misguided" policy toward Islamabad. The Pentagon announced late December 31 that it had approved the nearly 500...

Any chance these were 2 of the ones the US sold to Pakistan???

Or quadruple witching expiration days. Iranian confrontation in the AM. Bernanke speech in the PM.

They responded with "what?" Seriously though, they say its a routine confrontation.

Makes you think huh??

I agree. I found it hard to believe that the Navy was about to fire when Iran turned on a dime. I find it harder to believe now that the distance has been disclosed. Much like the Iraq WMD and Iranian nucular proliferation debacle, Months from now, a CIA report will state that a couple of row...

This may be why the market tanked today.

That's uncalled for. Video games today are much too advanced. A close aid to the white house recently told me they always have Battleship within reach. When they can't find an intern to play against him, they usually give him one of those toy electronic guitars. That one usually gets him...

All I got was a picture...

who cares...it's $30K more that what he had the day before. It's easy to see the pessimists in the group...

Did you hear about the $50,000 NY scratch off winner? He gets $5 a year for 10,000 years.

Traderpro bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!" She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?" He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the hell out!"