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Sadly it looks like the magic words - Lord Keynes - and his theories are not going to fix the present crisis imho. This must be on a par with telling a priest that God doesn't exist because Keynesian theory is such a basic part of economic theory and has been since the 30s. Yes it helped...

The silly arse gave the markets 2 weeks warning that tons of UK gold would be sold. The stupid idiot didn't realize the price would drop a lot. What a dummy !!

Our dear leader Gordon ( the self proclaimed financial guru ) Brown is personally responsible for much of not only Britain's money problems but is also trying to hoodwink other world leaders into making the same mistakes. The Conservatives left a strenghtening economy and that clown Gordon...

Q. What's the difference between an arsehole and a politician ? A. Not much - both spout hot air and bullshit

Literally that means he halved his account every year for 10 years ! Some trader - but it takes all kinds

Some swear by a simple 1-2-3 system of betting, ( I mean trading ) with a 3-2-1 stop system. Works if you aren't too hopeless a trader

I see your nice lines Sali but they don't seem to be saying a whole lot. I guess you'll get mad and say i'm not looking or maybe not ?

Q. What's the best selling product currently in Texas ? A. Guns If Obama turns out to be just another talking arsehole then watch out for the mindless mob. Blood will flow. The culprits will be well away elsewhere celebrating another coup no doubt. You US guys should have taken more...

Good stuff so far Sal Looking at the charts above should the conclusion be down for today/tomorrow then ?

Q. What's the difference between a banker and a pizza ? A. The pizza can feed a family of 4

Q. What's the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon? A. The pigeon is still capable of leaving a deposit on a new Ferrari.

Q: What's the difference between a merchant bank and Pammy Anderson ? A: Both are institutions whose reputation is built on assets that, on closer inspection, turn out to be entirely artificial, vastly over-inflated and in danger of going through the floor at any moment. But at least Pammy is...

A lobbyist on his way home from Congress is stuck in traffic. Noticing a police officer, he winds down his window and asks: 'What's the hold-up?' The policeman replies: 'The President is so depressed he's stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with petrol and set himself on...

I think I'm right in saying that if the stock reaches equilibrium and is therefore not moving up or down then the mms will tempt buyers/sellers in by moving the price a bit. They depend on commission for income.

Makes me laugh to see Gordon ( the clot ) Brown pontificating to the G20. He is the self proclaimed financial guru of the century. What a con. He is one of the main architects of the whole financial crisis. He has a tax and spend policy like no other. None of the figures add up. He just gives...

It’s been rumoured that there is trouble in the Obama household. The soul brothers from the South wanted to celebrate his victory by painting the White House black and calling it the Black House. Ever the moderate B O decided there were votes to be won here but there had to be a compromise and...

This financial crisis will break the weak but is also a really great opportunity for anyone with some common sense and drive. Just a few will make a fortune out of it. How ? Do I hear you say well here is just 1 way and there are plenty of others There will be plenty of really cheap but not...

No offence intended good luck :)

It’s been rumoured that there is trouble in the Obama household. The soul brothers from the South wanted to celebrate his victory by painting the White House black and calling it the Black House. Ever the moderate B O decided there were votes to be won here but there had to be a compromise and...

Companies at stage 3 are usually still salvageable. 1. Get rid of overpaid under-performing management and hire people who can do the job at a fair ( I know that's a dirty word in US but .... ) cost 2. Use tact and sublety to get all the workers to care and all pull togethor as a team. Fairer...