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True or not- its funny. North Dakota Names Landfill After Obama The state of North Dakota has named a new publicly-owned landfill after President Barack Obama. In an overwhelming 35-10 vote, the state Senate advanced a bill naming a 650 acre site currently under construction after the...

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Which side of the fence? If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, at the end is a simple test! If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a...

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FOX News Bows To The Pressure Fox is now cowering down to the President. In response to President Obama's complaint that FOX News doesn't show enough Black and Hispanic people on their network, FOX has announced that they will now air "America's Most Wanted" TWICE a week.

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OMG! "If we'd known how much trouble they were going to be, we'd have picked our own cotton".

This is good - Socrates In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Digenesis?" "Wait a moment," Socrates replied, "before you tell me I'd like you to...

Sorry but the correct answers are funny. The following is incredible. Six trivia questions to see how much history you really know. Be honest, it's kind of fun and revealing. If you don't know the answer make your best guess. Answer all of the questions (no cheating) before looking at the...

Day Trader in 1st Class to a Sexy, Gorgeous Air Hostess: Day Trader: What is your name? Hostess: Angela Benz, Sir Day Trader: Lovely name, any relation to Mercedes Benz? Hostess: Oh yes Sir, very close. Day Trader: How close? Hostess: Same price

I've torn out my alarm system & de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch! I've got two Pakistani flags raised in my front garden, one at each corner and the black flag of ISIS in the center. The local police, Sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all...

Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan Say you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older, a gun (Part G), and four bullets. You are allowed to shoot four politicians...

I was in the Texas Rose last night,at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big oldheifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt. She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.” I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen?” She said, “I sure do." I said, “ Well, you...

Ha! They would have to start with the Supreme court jusitices! Assigning Obama care penalties as a tax comes to mind.

Ha! Silly lawyer games ,sometimes, pay off!