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Robot Bartender A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?" The man thought a moment then replied? "A martini please." The robot clicked a couple of...

Duh - Don't Fu@k wiff my free speech rights dude. he liked to play a role-playing Internet game about the Columbine shootings. Roman nuts in training? http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060914/D8K4MJBO0.html Hey this is more like it! :D Piss off PETA for fun...

Impressive ( and incredibly funny) insight! Your response is worthy of the comedic dry & hard ass award of the month! IMO

Gee, As if the Dems 'do things' any different? Or as you put it:"looks like they need to come up with a better way of doing things, and they don't have one. " I don't recall hearing Bush or his crew whining about this production and demanding revisions and omissions. I may have missed it...

Because he has nailed Saddam? Ya know, A bonified Turd in the hand is better than - wait that's bird in the hand... Is part one going to show again?

Why can't honestly be the damn standard? We all have experienced our own personal perceptions tainting the way we choose to accept / reject issues- YET the media's goal WAS originally to report from a position of impartiality some 20-30 years ago. Hard to nail exactly when their "agenda'...

Gee, far from an oblivious POV. Nailed right on the head IMO.

Oh - oh, ohhhh! Let me try?? God will "heal" we amputees in his time - um, not yours / mine. I sure "it is written" that we all get a new body in heaven & second coming.( please google the verses yourself) Okay - hell I couldn't resist: We will be changed instantaneously when we...

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Funnay GrassWhopper

Whatever - Bla, blah, blah, Even still - Clinton and co. had the chance to get Osama and BLEW IT!! Their reactions to this mini series disclosing these facts which the media refused to report back then is - well simply sweeeet. Changing the focus guys does not remove the joy their...

Cheers optionpro007! The stopping was about the same for me. I did have a $20 bet with a guy at work who also smoked Salem's whom I would never have wanted him to win. - A little negative motivation doesn't hurt to reinforce the new "habit".

Bid-ness as usual. Such Pussys - they dish er out but they can't eat it.

"emptiness is form" "full of emptiness? " What the heck is that?? One real world example would be most enlightening. Emptiness is emptiness dude... a.k.a. nothingness - or are your MAD (mind altering drugs) making you an idiot?

Try a hypnotist. When YOU git yo' mind right" about quitting, acro, it will make the difference. Ask my wife. I didn't gain weight, didn't rip her tits off and chit like that and all while I worked in an office with two other smokers.- one was a three pack a day idiot. ( only lit two...

Let the feeling of love well up in you loins as you read this testament of double standards of "accuracy in reporting" Democrats demonstrate --- -- - and then let loose with the warm n' lumpy chicken a la king puke on your keyboard as I did. I see a good example of the end justifies the...

Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc., I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems. I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful...

Ultimate until... Hair colors just won't matter if the prize you got home is licking her teeth while fixating on your jeans dude- Red, black, brunet or blonde- if you are her 'prize; for the evening, she wins the 'beats all' contest by my calibrations. Sorta like beer, wine, champagne or -...

Silly me for responding respectfully to your "Strawberry blonde, i don't think that's the same thing-is it?" duh question.