The PPT members were abducted by aliens. The entire operation was orchestrated by the far left group known as "The USA Liberation Front" who have ties with the high-ranking members of the US government.
I think you may be confused between the Dow and the S&P. I don't trade the Dow -- it's for Korean War veterans and teenagers. My instrument of choice is ES. This is where I made +25 points today, which translates into $1250.
Flat and calling it a day at ES 1409.75.
Net P&L for the day: +22.50 ES points. Max drawdown: 2.5 ES points. Waiting anxiously for the ball to make the next call so that I can fade. :)