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    What happened to that autosurf discussion?

    Why was the entire Ponzi thread deleted?
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    Words of Wisdom

    buy low, sell high.
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    Jokes

    This actually happened at Harvard University in >October last year. In a biology class, the professor >was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen >which gives the sperm all the energy for their >journey. > >A female freshman raised her hand and asked, "If I >understand, you're...
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    Jokes

    I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were...
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    Spectrum Capital Partners

    They are part of Schonfeld. I think you can get paid 25% of your gross.
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    NYSE Open Book questions

    Isn't a real time book available now?
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    Gap Plays

    Thank you very much for the reply. Will try this with listed stocks starting Monday. Are there any other gap play strategies you are successful with?
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    Gap Plays

    Can this strategy work with listed stocks?
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    Jokes

    There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with...
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    Jokes

    An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son Fred, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Fred, I am feeling pretty...
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    Jokes

    http://daemlich.net/2780
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    Jokes

    Subject: Government Memo TO: All Employees FROM: The Premier SUBJECT: Early Retirement As a result of the SOCIAL CONTRACT implemented last year, immediate steps are being taken to reduce the number of people on our payroll - a step which we call "right-sizing". It is our intention to...
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    Jokes

    THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from her shower, the worman stood in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts were too small. Instead of being understanding and telling her it wasn't so, he came up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow...
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    Lynx Captial

    They are a sub LLC of Assent.
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    anyone here work for Schonfeld

    Schonfeld prop is now called Opus trading. 95% of all the traders have the same deal.
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    Chimera Capital

    yes
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    Chimera Capital

    212-991-9400. Sorry about the typo.
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    Chimera Capital

    They share an office with Lynx on east 57th street. Try 212-991-9900. The receptionist should be able to transfer you to them.
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    E*trade Pro

    Will the E57th street office close?
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    various ways of shorting treasuries.

    What are the various ways of shorting US Treasuries?
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