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    MacFutures Analyst

    UPDATE Squadron nearly ready for deployment to Iceberg (or whatever it's called) Billy has changed his name to Willynomate for security purposes MM has been wrenched away from the local old people's home where he was conducting research on bedsores and necrophilia Bundus Maximus...
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    Losing All Your Possesions

    I think it was your mates Willy Unless you are lying about your name Or perhaps it was your Willy? Then you would be called Willynowilly then I suppose... Still - girls' belly buttons eh? Bloody marvellous
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    Losing All Your Possesions

    Not if you've lost your arma and legs. Not much you can do then. Can't do a good windmill impression. Can't pick up the sat phone and sell some T-Bonds. You can roll down slopes though. But you're not free to do anything. You silly sausage.
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    Steve Cohen went to cash last week (at the bottom)

    Oh yes he's rubbish that Steve Cohen - man doesn't have a clue what to do. Just look at a segment of his Wikipedia below: Wall Street fame In March 2005, the New York Times referred to Cohen as "A New Prince of Wall Street" [4]. In 2006 Cohen granted a rare interview to the Wall Street...
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    Sad day for America

    Blimey you lot sound as though you need proper leaders like Brown and Darling here in Blighty. Proper Double Hard Bastards who showed Hank and the rest of the world how to steer the ship through turbulent fiscal waters. Ugly bastards though. And socialists. So perhaps not all that...
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    A guy hands you a card and he is a hedge fund manager...what do you do?

    Guy Hands you a card? Do you know him? Is he really a card? I didn't think EMI was a particularly funny deal for Terra Firma to be frank.
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    This is officially a Bull Market now

    Bullshit market more like. Of course I could be missing something - Tier 1 Wall St Investment Banks going tits, UK High Street Banks begging the Government nee taxpayer for money, Hedge Funds capitulating, Interbank lending still at a virtual standstill, retailers slashing prices before they...
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    MacFutures Analyst

    I agree Bonus Maximus (are you Dick Fuld?) it's about time those little elves got their come uppance. Fancy trying to nick all the money that our greedy, cash-hoarding, immigrant loving, benefit squandering, council-tax hiking, neo-nazi, ladies-of-the-night-mounting councils have stashed away...
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    How to work for a hedge fund

    Hedge funds going out of business are no longer news-worthy events but one that rather tickled me the other day was the closure of Hindsight Trading - a case of hubris if ever there was one!
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    How to work for a hedge fund

    Lasner, My pal Billynomate could probably give you some advice on how to "break in" He broke in to a hedge fund office only recently - all you need is 2 small sticks of TNT, some black face-paint and a Blackberry to keep abreast of events in US markets. Billy did come a tad unstuck...
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    Where to start???

    Of course it may be best to just do the last bit. That's what most of them at Lehman did and they earned some blummin' good pocket liner doing it as well!
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    MacFutures Analyst

    Well, well, well The landscape sure has changed round here Where have all the DHBs gone?(apart from me of course) Shame about the Guv God Bless Him - gone to the great pit in the sky (sounds a bit wrong that but never mind) Still - good chance to catch up with Billy and MM and Sun at...
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