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How to do "Buff" w/o the elbow grease!

Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his Chinese Street name, Ho Lee Schitt .

Yeah, what he said.

A shark from the deep south OMG, fuc'n funny!!

Perhaps its the red wine?

Why would this ever amuse?

When the ass is prettier than the face… go with your best strength?

Right...

Rogue Ales - "Why not look for a different place that might have some magic yeast in it?" You know, I love these guys producs but this is so over the top nasty, I couldn't even git it a taste. WTF is next? Athletes Toe Beer? Winning Cheerleaders Ale? Beard Beer: Rogue Ales Creates Brew Out Of...

A will is a dead giveaway.

Nails my wife…

8/21/14 - at 8:00 bravo will be playing Inside the Actor’s Studio airing with Robin Williams…

Public Service Message How Not To Get Your ASS Kicked: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=575727099190133

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the 2nd mom, Ann and said, "Your...

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Australian Telephone Operator: "G'day mate, Helpline here. What's the problem?" Caller: "I'm in the Outback with the girlfriend and she's been stung on her THIGH by a hornet and now her vagina has completely closed up!" Australian Telephone Operator: "Bummer!" Caller: "Great advice! Thanks...

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1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. -- John Adams 2. If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. --...

Ha! ha! Now I'm the Joke-:D Love being tricked. I should know better - and usually do a fact check first- Duh. http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2014/jun/23/chain-email/video-barack-obama-speech-circulating-internet-was/