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A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration. 'What troubles you, Sister?' asked the Mother Superior . 'I thought this was the day you spent with your family.' 'It was,' sighed the Sister. 'And I went to play...

"I've outlived my dick." A Poem - by Willie Nelson (maybe) My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out. What used to be my pride and joy, Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring. But now I've got a full time job, Just to find the friggin...

Remember Wheaties, the breakfast of champions??

“I cried when I was born, and every day shows why.” George Hurbert

Reminds me of my teen years...

I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams “It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic...

An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam.. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I...

DAMN- Ya gotta love our freedom of speech! Made my am.

Ron Chestna 89 years of age was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. He was asked where he was going at that time of night. Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse & the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking & staying out late." The officer asked...

An oldie but real goodie.... The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces except for Little Hodakio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775," he...

No sex after surgery complaint- A recent article in the West Australian newspaper reported that a woman, Mrs.Maynard has sued a Perth Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex. A hospital spokesman replied: "Mr. Maynard was admitted for cataract...

Little brothers are like Honey Badgers…

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Love the fact that the headline uses the word AWESOME- ?? The dog /cow? in the exhibit, put me on the floor. Man's awesome zombie nativity scene ordered for removal by humorless Ohio town Read more at...