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Hey , I heard it said regarding beautiful women: "Someone somewhere, is most likely sick and tired of putting up with her sh!t." Choose wisely friend - you just may have to live with her after the polish and pizzazz starts to fade. (unsolicited advice - I realize) Yes I do agree BTW. :D

Happiness is a warm gun - no?

Young republicans! Right ! So unfair too- Suckeling from the bitter teet of the Democrat muther.. The fruit of hate bears bitter jam - he learns - and so young too.

Wine Spectator. https://w1.buysub.com/pubs/M5/WNE/WNE_2FreeIssues.jsp?cds_page_id=9452&id=1143515419334&lsid=60862110193014363&vid=1&cds_mag_code=WNE The few issues I have been given or actually sprung for have been worth the time to pursue whilst smokin a $10 stogie and swirling a dry...

Gee, I didn't know fellatio was still considered sex. Is that that old a republican definition? I bet this kid shuddered at this experience alright. To his last - well U know.

I picked 5272 scrambled to 2275 = 2997 entered 997 came up with the 2! I tried your 600 and it came up 3! Beats the hell out of me man why it didn't work for you. Chi is off? I say - UNCLE

I did it once and the #2 was correct. Maybe a calculator would be helpful? :D Just went through the pages and the number i didn't pick was 8 - as I didn't pick a number so HTF did it choose a number?? Now the whoooo part... In the last box with the free "life advice" is the...

Twisted fun - agree? When yo figure it out - post the how - howbout? Click on the boy @ the lower right corner to get it going. http://digicc.com/fido/

Subject: Sunday Sex A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a Priest and asks for his opinion on this question. After consulting the bible, the Priest says, "My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that...

I bet this operation was more dependent on generators than a local power co? That many halogen lights would be outrageously oblivious!

CHINESE SICK LEAVE Hung Pow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know something, Hung Pow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give...

Hillery in 2008! http://www.michaelhodges.com/missing.html

Damn that is funny!! Mission accomplished!

The Republican Fisherman A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consulted his...

Ever considered that too much kingcorba between the ears might also be the result from defective genes? Well mabe it is time yo' started yo' own investagation in duh matter?

Ouch! how humbling. Glad my 'yob' don't depend on my knowing this stuff!

Does that mean the whitey guys start eating dem ox tails, chitlins' and shit too?

So, Did your Valentines day "stuff' work out for you? Share your (honest) tricks of the trade that got ya laid. This thread can either be informative or extremely worthless. Your offerings will determine if guys ( and the Chit Chat babes) can share and gain knowledge from each other...

... and he gets off from the negative karma as he types away with only one free hand - whilst the other caresses his best buddy duh ole magic pickle.

Hey KC - a.k.a. Loney white guy- LOL! The message is -the imperialistic ameriklans who ain't gots JESUS in duh heart shall burn in hell come judgment day. Lesson over?