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A natural diuretic! Ha! http://www.youtube.com/embed/XfPAjUvvnIc

The current administration wants us to learn more about Muslims and accept them into our culture. So, I'm making a sincere effort to learn to communicate with our Muslim friends and learn Arabic for the sake of 'cultural diversity.' Attached is my first attempt.

Happy Father's Day!

I was in the restroom at Cracker Barrel yesterday and someone had put this sticker on the hand dryer unit.

Pooping In Paradise - hey, but NOT in my back yard! :D Find yo' sloping spot wiff a tree (and a slight breeze?) Dangle angle #1 Dual duty-"no mosquitoes" angle #2 McGiver "no hands"- reading option #3 (yeah man, that's how ya do it!)...

A guy enters a Roman Catholic Church confessional booth in D.C. He tells the Priest, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night, I beat the hell out of a Democrat." The Priest responds, "My son, I'm here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service.

Ha! HA! Ha! Wow, If this had been Bush… No matter how powerful of a man you are, if your wife tells you to swap seats, you just do it!

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed...

Once upon a time a man proposed to a lady. She said "No!" They lived happily ever after.

Cheers- you have a few on me. Married in 1981 and still the lucky guy,. I do continually try to keep this bond secure by saying yes often and keeping her diet plenty rich in :

Oops, yeah, it is much too recent a duplication to be worthy of a re read. :eek: Thanks for confirming any wife's greatest fear; some slippage in cognitive functions in their spouses' older age.

OMG what a great Headline!! MAY 10, 2014 4:00 AM Charlie Crist: An Oxymoron (with a Silent ‘Oxy’) The former governor’s “core beliefs” consist of whatever will get him elected. By Jonah Goldberg...

A story about Mahatma Gandhi When Gandhi was studying law at the University College of London, there was a professor, whose last name was Peters, who felt animosity for Gandhi, and because Gandhi never lowered his head towards him, their "arguments" were very common. One day...

A man gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and shouts, "Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags!" The wife says, "Great! What should I pack for? The ocean or the mountains?" He says, "I don't care! Just be out by the end of the week!"

Copper Wire Discovered! After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year outside of New York City, New York scientists found traces of copper cable dating back 100 years. They came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be...

Useful chart for some, too late for some others.

A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I...

The respect it deserves

If all else has failed...

WALKING ON THE GRASS The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make...