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wow- there it is. http://youtu.be/YfRtbIQ1kTw The outrageous humor is he purports to be an American who swore to uphold the constitution .

HOW TO PREDICT A SECURITY CHECK PAT DOWN I bet you spotted it right off! Yep .... the suitcase doesn't have an identification tag on it.

Hot Crazy Matrix - A Man's Guide to Women Spot on funny! :D

A Muslim wife complains to her husband that all the romance had gone out of their marriage. "Remember when you used to carry me up to bed?" she asked. Yeah," he replied, "But be fair, you were only eleven at the time!"

The wisdom of a 5 year old: "Normal is really just what boring people call themselves." :D

Isn't it a known thang that excessive self articulation will stunt yo' growth?

Great gun safety ad. :D http://www.youtube.com/embed/qKHeXC7L85s?rel=0

AN ILLEGAL POEM - still a goodie- By Illegal Immigrants I cross river, Poor and broke, Take bus, See employment folk. Nice man Treat me good in there, Say I need Go see Welfare. Welfare say, 'You come no more, We send cash Right to your door.' Welfare checks, They make you...

65 Years Ago. This is PRICELESS ............. A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation. When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in the 1940s, she...

Want to make garbage pickup day more exciting? Why not?? Pack your garbage like this. :D

Another too close to home… for those brave enough to admit it. PERKIES aren't so bad.

I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull...

Amazing dog, ate a unicorn and now he farts rainbows!!

Who would have thought that fonts of all things, could be dangerous?? :eek:

A note on the fridge: I came home from the golf course today. The wife had left a note on the fridge: "IT'S NOT WORKING, I can't take it anymore!! Gone to stay with my Mother." I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold... What the hell is she talking about?

A damn bean commercial? - really- :D Called Not For Astronauts. Actually, there is something worse than a poot in a space suit! https://www.youtube.com/embed/9WoM2bHfr48

The engineer's wife left a note for him to help prepare dinner that evening: "The pre-made casserole in the foil tray needs to be taken out of the fridge and placed in the oven at 140 degrees for one hour." I think he nailed it-

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Sex & Calories They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the heck runs 8 miles in 2 minutes?

I was in the restroom at Cracker Barrel yesterday and someone had put this sticker on the hand dryer unit.