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A Woman walks in to a pharmacy and said she wanted to purchase some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big, and he said, "Lord, have mercy. I can't give you cyanide to...

I visited the website and noticed the "hot link" in the middle of the page. Funny, I thought that was unusual to not to identify what the link is for - and good old experience screamed - "DON'T CLICK ON IT!!!!" So I pass - only to return to the message board and then find your head's up on...

What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts...

I'm so glad I searched for my neighbors name / license first! Funny pretty accurate!

Try DRY ICE sold at some grocery stores. Pretty cold stuff. wouldn't dilute or add funky flavor either. (Freezer) Shelf life is a challenge tho. Or make your own? (This is cool - no pun inteneded)...

Clinton - It just won't go away There was a black comedian recently on Canadian TV who said he misses Bill Clinton...

At risk of being labled... New Drugs For Women D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. S T. M O M M A'S W O R T Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. E M P T Y N E S...