In a coffee shop with a cute girl...
She leans over and winks, "Want to have sex?" she asks.
I say, "Sure!" so I stand up, I go home and jerk off.
//shrug//
Last week I was sitting on my couch... I farted in front of my cat...
So what, there was nothing he could do about it.
It's not like he could... tell anyone... so what do I care?
Mm... nah... riding something female, hot, with two soft rounded buttchops stickin up with a wet crack/hole in the middle of them.
:D
What MTC probably looks like from behind without that stupid brown dress on.
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