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    Jokes 2

    Brad Pitt was on the Today show this morning publicizing the houses he is building in the lower 9th ward in New Orleans. They showed several drawings of the completed plans. Funny thing is, most of the plans showed a cadillac in front of the house. I could only surmise that in Brad Pitt's...
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    Jokes 2

    Bono, lead singer of the rock band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous. At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every...
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    OIH options?

    GDF and RIG merged. From Briefing.com: The final cash entitlements of the GSF & RIG Common Share components of the OIH are distributed to OIH shareholders with today being the ex-distribution date. The final distribution ratio is $1,043.1785 <$10.43> per 100 share round lot of OIH...
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    Asian Massage Parlor was empty.

    Dude...it's the barrell joke..can't get any on Thursdays cuz it's my turn in the barrell... She said Thursdays were a busy day.
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    Asian Massage Parlor was empty.

    Business is so bad at a nearby AMP that they practically offered a week's worth for free. Plus I can go as often as I'd like and its one of those anything goes type of places. Only catch is I can't get anything on Thursdays. Why not Thursdays? I ask
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    Jokes 2

    100 Ways of Knowing If You're Gay 1. You truly don't care who Julia Roberts is sleeping with. 2. You understand the difference between 43 brands of imported vodka. 3. You can call anyone "honey" including pets. 4. You know someone who definitely was in the emergency room with Richard Gere...
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    Cops get wrong address, kill family pet, take off.

    Doesn't surprise me. This happens all the time but is rarely publicized. For example, a few weeks ago, a female cop shot a family dog when she was responding to a "disturbance of the peace" call. Apparently the dog was barking too much. So the story goes that the cop entered the backyard...
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    And just when you thought all was stabilizing

    I know I'm forgetting some, but off the top of my head, you missed: 1) Weak dollar is a positive sign of things to come 2) Inflation is nonexistent and/or good, and 3) High oil prices are meaningless I do have to say that the ignore function is a wonderful tool.
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    XLF- Financial Select Sector SPDR second most-heavily shorted security on the AMEX

    LOL...good one. Now can you make it go back over $33?? :p
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    best option broker wanted

    ?? He's just asking for broker recomendations. Same thing every single one of us did at one point in our lives... My vote is ThinkorSwim. I've used other that are cheaper, but customer service is excellent. Way more important to me than getting the best commission (which are already...
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    High eye pressure

    Is there a possibility of Glaucoma? If so, this may be your ticket to some legal reefers...
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    Cheap, 'safe' drug kills most cancers

    Coincidence that this thread pops up at this time. I just recently went to the dentist for my bi-annual cleaning and the dentist recommended that I do a test for cancer of the mouth, gums, tongue, etc. Only caveat was that it was not covered by the insurance. I have low risk since I have no...
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    Jokes 2

    Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're tits are beautiful" And an oldie: Him: Hey sweetheart, you want to go to a party? Her: Sure, where's it at?? Him: In your mouth..everyone's cumming.
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    stocks going higher.. any news?

    Why don't you just put him on ignore and spare everyone else his mindless ranting when you quote him.
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    POLL: Is the Fed being run by monkeys?

    One question...Did you clear this poll through Rcanfiel?
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    .25 Fed funds rate, .25 Discount rate cut

    same shit. different words.
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    Trading on Acid

    ROFLMAO!!!
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    10 years for a blowjob

    If he goes to prison, he is doomed to be a repeat offender. That's the life of a convict. Have Akon write a song about that!
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    What is the best country to leave the US for?

    Good point. Nowadays, kids want to take their bullshit degrees and apply for the CEO position. They think the world owes them something. Walk in on their first day and want to know how to run the show. Obstacles?? They don't have time for obstacles. How else are they going to pay for...
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    What is the best country to leave the US for?

    Jeah..And I'm sure all those drinks ain't helping either.. :D
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