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Why do want to take it?

Please correct the typo in the title. "Idiotic Guide To Trading" is surely what he meant to write.

Thanks, Lucrum. It seems that I took this one too far. The last thing I want is a large, angry Texan mob in front of my house.

I live in Norway. I thought you P&R guys had thicker skin; I was merely making an innocent joke. I do not take offense at what anonymous poster on the internet says about me, but, if you truly were offended, I apologize. I am polemicist at heart, and I think my posts in this thread fall...

I urge you to state your case more eloquently.

No, it was not. You stated that women are simply "good for sex". By using rhetoric, the art of discourse, I showed how your statement was equivalent to calling your own mother a whore. It is not fair to shoot the messenger. My intent was not to insult you personally, it was merely to unravel...

It was not meant as a personal insult at all. It was simply a way of stating an argument, and, in fact, a defense of everybody's mothers. My point was merely that every woman is someone's mother, sister or daughter. Maybe they are good for other things than sex also? By the way, it is...

Just like your mother? :D

You are right, of course. I guess that I could argue that it is a very short poem, but, in all honesty, I should have gone with (TM). I cannot blame anything other than my inattention to details. I apologize for making a mockery of my mockery. You will get a free T-shirt when they are done...

Not to be confused with the Quantum Superposition position -- a secret only top traders know about.

A law enforcement technician from any suspense movie involving any kind of phone communication walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long trace?". Now I'm out... P.S. I will be accepting donations later!

An Elite Trader walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long fade?" Alright, I'm out!

Absolutely! I was merely making a friendly jest. The question still remains: Why would anyone want to share that information on a public message board? By the way, there are plenty of papers on the subject. With a little effort, one might find something useful. Good luck!

A clown walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long shoelace?"

A cello player walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long case?"

An overzealous police officer walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long taze?"

Excellent! I'll give you a 10% cut.

Please hang on while I fetch my copy of "The Holy Grail" from the bookshelf...

I am quite certain that his motives are entirely altruistic. When out shopping, he also lectures strangers on the dangers of alcohol and cigarettes.