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David Beckham has gone crazy believing Posh has been having an affair on him. In manic rage, he goes out and buys a gun. He rushes home to confront his wife, and finds her in bed with none other than Ruud Van Nistelroy. Devastated, Beckham takes out the gun and points it at his own head...

Q: Why did Posh Spice marry David Beckham? A: Because he's the only fella who can lob Seaman at 60 yards! (Seamen was the former Arsenal goal keeper..)

Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and Posh? A: Posh Spice doesn't kick back when she's taken from behind. Q: What do David Beckham and British rail trains have in common. A: They both go in and out of Victoria Q: What do the England footbal team and Posh Spice both...

I got some really funny soccer jokes. Let me know what you guys think.. David Beckham is celebrating; "43 days, 43 days!" he shouts happilly. Posh asks him why hes celebrating. He answers "Well Honey, I've done this jigsaw in only 43 days." "And that's good?" asks Posh. "You bet Hon"...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA.,.. Well said sir..

and i think bret was correct but all of that coupled with steroid abuse is what causes them to go into depression. i think other sportsman prefer to be away from the limelight for some time.. they dont miss it as much as these guys do..

definitely. its stupid. cause theyre famous/popular whatevre they want to be for 20 years of their lvies. then most of them die by 40-50.. very stupid price to pay for being so popular for 10-20 years..

yeah i think mine do as well..

he didnt even mention it to the press when the \"sensational\" sheri died. which happened 2 weeks ago..

I agree. it is a good head start for him. i wish i could\'ve done that at 14..

LOL. why would someone be on ET if they don\'t trade though?

i heard people are.. im not one of them though. dont agree with their decision making either..

ya i wouldnt go for it either..

he can affrod to pat 1700% taxes..

very nice jesture irrespective of what u guys think..

just the fact that the picture has been downloaded 14 times already says enough. this should be in chit chat though!

i seriously hope it is..

LOL possibly!!

also, the gullible people who thought the WWE was actually real will be in for a shock now, when they find out that mcmahon is alive and kicking. that might reduce its ratings a lot. and all of this for a person who killed his wife and kid and then killed himself. i sympathize with mcmahon..

I personally feel bad for McMahon because he got rid of his entire \"mcmahon is dead\" plot in order to pay tribute to Benoit. Now that we know what Benoit did, mcmahon must be kicking himself for losing that plot cause it seemed interesting and was developing well..