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The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning. As usual, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine. One day as she arrived at the mine with lunch, she saw that there had been...

THE INTERVIEW A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying, "Ehhhh .. 22!" The interviewer tries another...

I found a new Ball that seems to be more accurate than yours. This one gives us the answer right away. Will still read you - but only for entertainment http://www.mysticalball.com/

You post was not calm and logical. You do not enliven anything. Nobody on this thread wants to read your babble. Please respect JBT's request and STAY OFF!!! Thanks.

Not. His house is just a simple 3-4000 sq ft house that is tucked into the old part of town - His lot can't be more than 15,000 sq ft. If you drove by it you could not ID it between all the other $250 - $500,000 homes in that area. When we first moved back to Omaha I lived in a 900 sq...

Here is the bottom line..... They kept some 50+ US citizens captive for 444 days. I say --- they are all nuts -- destroy their nuclear capabilities now -- surgical strikes - no ground efforts at all. If they continue to act like the idiots they are - eliminate the 50+ Mullahs that are...

Liver & Cheese Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are...

Think ahead

Almost no chance. Lowering rates would almost certainly cause a huge drop in the dollar and a huge rise in oil prices. We have a lot of work to do on the clean-up of the sub-prime problem b4 we can look for lower rates. The fed will have to cut - but not until they get all the cards together.

It's getting worse - South Korea almost down 4% 11:25 ESt http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/quote?ticker=KRX100:IND

Maybe in a few days/weeks. Real damage done today

At 10:30 PM ET Japan off 2-3%; Hong Kong off 3-4%; China off 1 %; Tiawan off 2-3%; South Korea, Pakistan and Singapore off 2-3%. Is this reaction to our bad day -- or... precusor to another bad day in US mkts tomorrow???

From your question it is clear you do not understand options. People who do not understand options should not trade them, naked or covered.

If you are short puts you must be looking for an up market. Why post on a black Monday thread?

Real damage being done here. It is too early to call it capitulation, isn't it?

I second that - cannot believe I spent 10 min reading all this garbage - Got a few laughs out of it, nothing constructive.

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum...

Charades anyone

Probably the most insightfull statement made on ET in a long time. I printed this statement in a 20 point bold comic sans font and taped it to the top of my monitor.

Why did God make mothers? These are answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born...