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Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None.... It should be opened when she brings it. ----------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine...

WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."...

I'm sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor's offices on everything from tissues to note pads. Well, in my book, this one should get the prize.... One of our Chinese doctor friends e-mailed back: "If the light stays on for more than 4 hours, call your erectrician."

Leave it to the French to embarrass an "honest effort"

Some Oldies, a few worth Enjoying! One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing...

How's your "Hopey - Changey going"?? Here's our best hope:

How to know that a Banana has gone Bad.

Why the cat, although well fed, ran away. . . .

Nutmeg, and spouse, forced to shop at Walmart (or Tiffany's) recently. . . .

JOB OPENING A young man goes into the Job Center in downtown Boulder Colorado and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he goes to learn more; 'Can you give me more details?' he asks the clerk. The clerk pulls up the file and says, 'The job...

Yeah, and my wife's aunt is still paralyzed on her left side from that same shot in '76 or '77!

In a recent survey carried out for a leading toiletries firm ('Brut'), people from Detroit have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower! In the survey, 86% of Detroit's residents said that they have enjoyed sex in the shower. The other 14% said they hadn't been to...

What's funny and boy how this has gotten around!! This picture was drawn by a 1st Grader in a class taught by one of my daughters. The school administration was quite concerned about its content and called the home. Evidently the lady works at Home Depot and it's a picture of her selling a...

Who is Jack Schitt? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt...

Here kitty, kitty. . . .

Subject: The Good Husband Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes...

The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect wildlife in the US. Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democrat Party, as they have apparently learned to simply sit and wait for the government to provide for their...

Quick and Dirty (laundry). A blonde goes into the cleaners & drops off a blouse to be dry cleaned. As she's leaving, the man behind the counter says, 'Come again.' The blonde stops and says, 'No, its mustard this time.'

Childhood Disappointments

Just too funny for an early morning read!!!!