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Hitler vs. Obama vs. Oprah Nutmeg, "you da bomb"!!

Monday's Hill-Billy Joke: Curtis &Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News Newspaper in Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died...

Here is an unbelievable photo of a woman with the two biggest boobs I have ever seen. . . .

Monday Thought: "We should stop comparing Obama to Hitler. At least Hitler got the Olympics to come to Berlin."

Still Monday, Still Slow. . . . A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing,and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the...

Alleged College Test Question and Essay Answer: Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One...

Slow Monday Morning, Sorry. . . . A New Zealand farmer walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know...

Old Pilots. You think you have lived to be 85 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell! An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him... She turned to the pilot...

MIXED EMOTIONS! A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of “mixed emotions”...

Catholic coffee Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people...

Getting a headstart for my Christmas Decorations (my house is on the right).

Well, it wasn't just Obama's arrogance towards the IOC that lost us the Olympics in Chicago. . . .

Heart Touching Story and Picture If this does not touch your heart, then you just don't have one... An incredible story of luck and inspiration!! Can you believe it? This guy wins $181 million in the lottery last Wednesday, and then finds the love of his life just 2 days later...

Reminder Poster #4 - Breast Feeding Rights

Reminder Poster #3 - Financial Planning with the Bigger Head

Reminder Poster #2 - Public Pole Dancing

Reminder Poster #1 - Fart Trusting

Sex on Mars - sorry we don't have pictures on this one. . . . The year is 2222 and Jim and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop...

Grandma wants it Stiffly.

Not your typical Blonde Joke. . . "THE BLONDE AND THE COW" A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail...