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It's now Wi-Fi from the inside of a 'roll-off' waste storage unit!!

Yeah, Don (Bright) was organizing a 'cold turkey withdrawl' E.T. Anonymous Group - but, we couldn't agree on the 1st of the required 12 steps!!

Why Golf Is Better Than Sex 1. A below par performance is considered good. 2. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers. 3. It's much easier to find the sweet spot. 4. Foursomes are encouraged. 5. You can still make money doing it as a senior. 6...

Lost at Sea Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the...

How true!!

True, but, I didn't know (and was too lazy to find out) what the actual definition/description should be. See "Light Bulb" dissertation above. . . . .

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; "If you don't use it, you will lose it," also applies to the brain, so..... Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss...

30 Years Difference... 1973: Long hair 2003: Longing for hair 1973: The perfect high 2003: The perfect high yield mutual fund 1973: KEG 2003: EKG 1973: Acid rock 2003: Acid reflux 1973: Moving to California because it's cool 2003: Moving to California because it's...

Yannis - well spoken by the Master Jokester. Thank-you. Off-color, mildly offensive, etc. (most anything you'd tell at a party after 2 beers to both men/women) are certainly welcome here. The explicit, semi-porn, gorey, etc. let's see on a different thread. This is the ONLY thread (I...

Subject: Help YOUR Country!! We all know that it is a mortal sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So this Saturday, at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely...

NOTE: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this story can be. They actually have a Chili cook-off about the time the rodeo comes to...

Where Do Redheaded Babies Come From? After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the obstetrician. "Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine." "Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even...

Nothing like a Pig enjoying itself, but, still funny. . . . . . Subject: Flying Stories Subject: Tower talk In his book, Sled Driver, SR-71 Blackbird pilot Brian Shul writes: I'll always remember a certain radio exchange that occurred one day as Walt (my backseater) and I were...

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE PART I (You have been warned!) ========================== What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan. ========================= What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. =========================== What...

Yannis, no one can make me laugh like you. Tell me, are you really Robin Williams' (or maybe Jeff Foxworthy's) 'alter-ego' that has survived a previous life of salesmanship, political misfortune or legal wrangling?? You're on a roll and you're killing me!!!

Yannis - GREAT story/idea!! It'll be an update of an old Movie Classic (similar to the 'Brady Bunch Movie')!! Remember "DELIVERANCE"?? "Squeal like a pig"

It's an 'approximate' - they 'net' the diff. b/w shorts/longs and appear to charge about 1/2% of the average daily balance on the last trading day of the month. I'm only going on what is 'labeled' on my P/L as prepared by SLK/GS for Bright.

The SEC fee is charged by, and paid to, the SEC directly from the account by SLK/GS. The Bright's 'charge' is the haircut and the scenario I described is their 'most expensive'. Again, my charges are significantly less and it is based on experience, style, risk factors and other details.

Charged as broker ("professional"/Series 7 Req. firm). Monthly charge based on daily average. Probably less than 6% annually, would need to 'look-it-up'. Sorry. Bright fees are typically less (APR), calculated/charged daily.

Don't forget the interest charges on your 'holdings' - the SEC charges about .5%/month on ALL holdings that is charged to your account the last day of the month. Also, the Brights hit you for an amount less than the SEC's based on multiple factors but still a cost item even though they are...