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LOGIC 101 An interesting letter in the CanadianShooter Magazine: If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq Theater of operations during the past 22 months, and a total of 2,112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers...

A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them at the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another Farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles apart...

Drafting Guys Over 60 This is funny & obviously written by a Former Soldier... New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets to beat the Jihad! If you're over 60 then the Armed Forces thinks you're too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the...

"I mean, where were all these hot babes when we were kids?" I wondered aloud. "In diapers," observed Nutmeg. ABSOLUTELY Best ONE of the Week or Month!! Truth hurts - if I can remember it!!

I was reading an article the other day that showed pictures of the different Presidential Libraries and told how they contain all the pertinent information about the respective presidents. All of their history before their nominations, the campaign papers and memorabilia, all of the papers from...

When my doctor asked me about what I did yesterday, I told him about my day: "Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge of a lake, escaped from a mountain lion in the heavy brush, marched up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand...

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan Desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand, selling ties. The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"...

Truck Pictures This guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. There are two sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there is a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife. The guy says "sure" and shows him a...

Secret to a long Marriage. . . .

He's trading the open for milk futures every morning at some boiler room operation in 'Vegas. . . . .

Proof that you can never underestimate the innovativeness of American Farm Boys: At a high school in Montana , a group of boy students played a prank . . . . . . . They let three goats loose inside the school. But before turning them loose, they painted numbers on the sides of the...

Proof that you can never underestimate the innovativeness of American Farm Boys: At a high school in Montana , a group of boy students played a prank . . . . . . . They let three goats loose inside the school. But before turning them loose, they painted numbers on the sides of the...

Another problem inherited by Obama from George W. . . . . An AAA Rating!!

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, “Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.” Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a...

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back...

A must read for Grandparents....(Those who aren't will love it, too.) At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, 'Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?' The little boy nodded in the affirmative. 'Do you...

What is Celibacy? Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Charlie and his wife, Carolyn, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each...

Redneck Hooker A redneck was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows. "Twenty dollars", she whispers. Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the heck, it's only twenty bucks, so they hide in the bushes. They're in there for only a minute when...

Random Thoughts: Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: -...

Surprised the President's last Troop Visit wasn't such a great photo opportunity??