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    Why I Chart in One Second

    Indeed. Nothing in trading is worse than inconsistent consistency. But I was not jesting. A truelly working system when it works is realley wright. When it is rong, it is realley hromng. So I have an optimozed reversoil strategay for all my systems. They tend to compensate for the losses in the...
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    Why I Chart in One Second

    My trading quickly sobered me up. All my strategies are three deep. This morning the first level strategy said to short. I shorted. It was a loser. The next level said reverse long. I reversed long. It was a loser. Need I tell you what the third level strategy had me do? Blessedly, I am trashed...
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    Why I Chart in One Second

    And Dorothy Parker, upon hearing of the death of Cal Coolidge, querried "How can they tell?"
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    The Puerile Longing for Trading Rooms

    I am sorry to puke all ova this fourem, but this week has seen an unpressidented numb-er of poasts asking "Is there a free trading room that will make me rich by year's end?" To all who lust for quick riches, I ask this simple Socratic question; "If yew were a perofitabel trader, would yew wont...
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    Aleatory Trading

    Aleatory. That beautiful Latin-rooted word no doubt glazes over the eyes of the social-nutworking degeneration ("My You-Tube friends don't use words I can't understand.") I was born in 1945, and I am amazed that by today's standards I learnt to be more than a gibbering idiot. Anyway, I have been...
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    Why I Chart in One Second

    Do you know how long it has been since anything other than stupidity caused me to laugh out loud at an ET post? And all this time I have been enjawing your serious posts!
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    Why I Chart in One Second

    Je fais mes apologes to those who think this should be a pure mind forum. I ascribe to the mind-body theory, to a great extent because my drug of choice, mid-priced California champagne (only "methode champagnenoise" need apply, "bulk charmat" not accepted) felicitously affects both my mind and...
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    Backtesting Patterns

    I am seriously off-ended by your desponse. If anyting, EasySignal is horriefried that I tout their dis-service. They are so fucking bad that I lost money for nine fucking years trading from their goddam data. But last year misteareously their data got bettur.
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    Are You Ready For The Liquidity Wave?

    Ray, yew be da man! Onney ting yo friggot uz lead! Ina fuckin' bullits, man!
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    Are You Ready For The Liquidity Wave?

    BillyBoy, Trashie has hit the 'possum on the snout. We are a-wash in liquid-itty. We doesn't noe how ter deel wid it hear. You bes' be gwine ass summun sooth a da boarder. Goald, sivver, be de an-swer.
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    Backtesting Patterns

    Add ESignal to your list. I have gotten filthy rich using it.
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    Daytrading Outsourced to China

    Ah, so. Zat eggsplane ze nummer ub noo poaster on ET wid name ub chen o chin o chink asken "Do Kamman flitter work for shit?" "Unny buddy like average movung cross udder?" "Is quantoom psychics idees wurk far trade?" Sadly, they do not know that you can't trade well unless you speak English well.
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    Perry J. Kaufman?

    You're not missing a thing, my dear, but winning strategies. About two years ago I started rereading the books on my trading books shelf, and burning them one by one. Kaufman went early. But it did burn prettily.
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    people who trade futures are extremely dumb...

    I spent a lot of money for years refunding my account to keep it at $2K. So I must disrespectfully agree. But at the time I thought it was better than refunding it to $50K.
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    people who trade futures are extremely dumb...

    I heartily cuntcurr. I loathe my very essence when I wake up in the morning. Especially when it manifests itself as slimy pecker tracks on my sheets. Where do the snails that make them hide during the day? But what is a loathesome directional futures trader to do? He is unfit to make a living...
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    Don Bright 2.0

    You who speak of needing huge capitalization to make a living do a grave injustice to small players who believe they can make it with $50K trading futures. One presumes that is because YOU can't do it.
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    US Middle Class Falls Short on Retirement Funds

    http://www.cnbc.com/id/40563715
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    Soon my dream trading PC will be here !!

    Do the beach and the scotch enhance your trading?
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    Best island or place to trade from?

    Sorry to embarrass you. Which trailer park you live in?
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