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CPA is important? BULL! I got mine 6 years ago an it only got me TWO entry level paying job interviews. (Much more than my second tier MBA that got me none) Thanks god I have other skills because both my MBA and my CPA turned out to be totally worthless. MBA's and CPA's are a dime a...

This is very true and widespread and some headhunters told me that even one month of unemployment may be enough to eliminate you as a candidate. It actually a much smarter choice to 'pad' your resume and close any gaps and run the very small risk of getting caught than actually having a gap.

Go grandpa go! Geezers RULE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F-ij_eZI3U

Na, For this one we need MacGyver. Give that guy a paper clip and some scotch tape and send him down!

Good thing it didn't came out before/on a trading day. By Tuesday it will all be ancient history and forgotten and markets will rally again!

Couldn't believe it when I got this after trying to transfer a modest ammount from my joint account held in the US with a foreign address(other owner) to my TDAmeritrade account: "This e-mail is to make you aware that TD AMERITRADE has received a wire in the amount of $X,000.00 for deposit...

Who cares about the unwashed masses and their cannon fodder kids for the next war. Evolve or die

New graduate? You mean from India and China? No Prob. Our Govmnt just bumped up the H1B quota.

One out of a thousand

Better still, outlaw any selling. Once you buy something it's your for good->market will never be down again, even when WW3 starts!

Takes a lot of lipstick on that pig to call it a recovery. I knew the US govmnt was good for something!

Kidnapper Steals Banker's Wife And Refuses To Accept Ransom In Normal Euros http://www.businessinsider.com/kidnapper-bankers-wife-german-backed-euros-in-exchange-for-her-return-2010-5

Might be hard to chase ambulances in NY from India. Maybe a joint venture with the illegals here to do the chasing might work around this...

Not to worry. Free healthcare and welfare for illegals not in danger.

These jerk offs at the SEC still have no clue what happened several says after the crash. Another example of the US government at it's best SEC: Regulators yet to determine cause of plunge SEC chairman: Regulators need more time to determine what caused stock market plunge...

What? No Melting up to 15000? Inconceivable!!!!

Same dynamics as the sub prime bubble: Get anyone with a pulse to get a government funded loan for some college education that usually worthless. Leaves people unemployed and in deep undischargeble debts while the companies make a killing and taxpayer thorough incompetent government fund...

Agreed Right now it looks like the only way to stop the rally is to blow up the exchanges themselves. Heck, with all this automatic trading systems even if the human race would become extinct overnight the rally will continue

Hehehe They sure looks like a bunch of roaches scurrying for cover when the the lights are switched.

Could Make Prosecution Difficult, Experts Say http://www.borowitzreport.com/2010/04/25/