http://www.geocities.com/bhg1967/Homer/Advice/joblogic.wav
"Just go in every day and do a half ass job"
I was looking for Homer singing "Wichita Lineman" on hold for the IB customer no-service, but couldn't find it.
I'd like to lower my offer to fitty cent.
I would also like to watch him try to have sex with himself. For that I am willing to pitch dimes onto the twister mat.
I'll give you a buck fitty, but you have to promise to change your nickname and also promise you will not kill yourself, rendering your upcoming lawsuit moot.
They are seeing through your lack of personal finance management. You're selling from a poor position, not a position of strength, they can smell the desperation.