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"freebies will never come, not even in your dreams," Ever hear of Net Zero? That was free, I still have my grandfather account on some laptop somewhere.

Sounds like watching a poker tourney.

I think people will get a light bulb turned on with the 80/20 rule on taxes and what they mean by raises and cuts. I'm sure most will see thru it all. I hope. Probably not. We're screwed no matter what. Good nite now.

Isn't the bird flu supposed to take care of all that?

I've always liked Ben Stien: http://www.eventsounds.com/wav/bueller.wav And for itchie stingie red eyes...

I want to know when the hell Chuck Norris is going to put his foot down and KICK SOME ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I use spending caps to control the wife's spending for such items as Christmas and birthdays." Do the "caps" you use on the wife double as a ball gag? Do you keep your nutz in a lock box? http://www.scottpauldesigns.com/catalog/images/Ball%20Gag%20Pink%20Webbing.jpg

"What am I supposed to tell my villagers?" :confused:

"And you have a depression." I don't think throwing bad money after bad money is going to fix the problem. Like Los Angeles mayor Tom Bradley said "If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down." It's time to pull the handle.

Shouldn't there be a list of a hundred or more institutions and people to look at? I'll bet they pin the tail on some donkey and cut his nutz off in public as a sacrifice to the ones that get away to pillage and rob another day.

I will need to send the funds via western union, right? http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=148661

He has more money and financial experience and should be trusted completely. He should be given access to our wives and daughters too.

Parker Williams signed the petition. Visit me @ www.parkerwilliams.com

No resignations, no arrests, no perp walks...

We're going camping kids!

Lehman: "What €300 million?"

I heard that depleted uranium has replaced lead as the worlds secret currency.

Has anyone thought of calling the help desk? Is the Asian desk open? I'll try the chat feature in a minute.

What about how they had to walk to the castle in 3 feet of snow up hill 5 miles both ways to fetch water to make root soup that they had to eat 6 days straight until Sunday, when they washed their socks in the broth?

Cool glasses