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is the secret Cheese?

lol, 99% of the guys at reddit/options have no idea how vol trading works. They're gonna get slowly bled to death by their brokers, who probably love the trade since it racks up plenty of commissions.

Yeah i'm doing the same (+ cream cheese), prepping for the Lee Kum Kee Soy-Sauce Certification. I'm determined to become the Best Bean Futures Trader of ALL TIME!

It's technically a bear market now right?

bloomberg terminal

Yes of course, we all know if it closes above 4,450, Raz Al Ghul and the League of Shadows will come for us all!

isn't that the end game for all hedge fund guys?

How serious are you about making $$$? *in case anyone's taking this crap seriously, it's all a joke because I saw someone's ridiculous post about running like 10 miles before their sessions...

they're talking about fair values of non-bond assets, where present values are lowered when rates are higher since it needs to be discounted assuming continuous compounding.

ohh this place is full of "shitty traders who think they're smarter than everybody else" lol

i assume you have expert knowledge regarding DIS financials, earnings, potential future game changing catalysts. That expertise would be your "one thing" right?

you make a good point, and this is not even considering that most companies collapse over time, according to this HBR essay https://hbr.org/2016/12/the-scary-truth-about-corporate-survival

why not iust trade the legit futures at cme with a fiat account? if you wanna convert, do it with a trusted friend first. Definitely avoid bucket shops like binance, you never know when the exit scam 'll occur, just that it 's coming.

lol, I was betting that somebody was gonna fall for the trap.

EIA is a hell of a drug.

oh yeah totally. I sometimes use it more than once a day.

they're also known as "counterfeit options", and are often made in China.

600. And come on, everybody knows cheese is the crucial ingredient of any successful trader diet.

1. Intake at least 600g of chedder cheese 2. Drink a cup of whole fat milk 3. Find a quiet place, close your eyes and visualize exactly how you'll go through the next session: this should last at the very least 6 hours, 4. Resist going to the bathroom. 5. ENGAGE. good luck,

i like these old commercials