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I'm not clear - are you saying you like liberals or not?

You need to seek the flow of eating, or fleating. At first you might find the feeling of fleating is fleeting, but persevere and that fleating feeling will become second nature.

High altitude pigs, but still not quite flying

The weight loss is great but they need to work on those facial side-effects.

Having just liquidated the sizeable position I’d accumulated in specialist rodent perruquiers I am gutted.

It's been said before, but we need top bring top hats back in to circulation. I would happily board an electric plane if the cabin crew were wearing top hats.

A chilling tale, ho ho

Well for one thing I feel it discriminates against wasps. And Hornets.

Where did you want to go with it? Germany might be a good idea.

Which limb? Careful as you don’t want it chopped off (I assume).

I think it's part of a master plan to pump fish and chips to the UK by sucking in live cod directly from the sea through the hole in the pipeline and then smuggling in the potatoes via "illegal migrants" (in reality crisis actors funded by the main stream media) crossing the English channel in...

Appreciate you don't like her politics, but do you really want an old woman beaten with a hammer? I reckon if you actually saw an old woman being attacked you'd probably intervene to stop it.

No! I meant I didn't know whether you were using old to identify the 73yo or in a disparaging way. Or both. But really doesn't matter, not sure why I posted it, please ignore!

I thought it was probably both but I wasn't sure, hence the question.

Out of curiosity are you using "old" to distinguish which one of the two you think should die, or as an insult?

Earth_imperator how does your mind work? Please post a full self-analysis of your thought process.

Cat. Dog. Human. Robot. God. Devil. All the same but different.

One of the main issues with your proposal for tidal energy is that the whole contraption might get clogged up with seaweed or dead fish or other marine creatures. I've always suspected we could extract energy from the activity of ants or termites, I just haven't built a machine to do it yet. But...

The West may be trapped in its own way of thinking, but do you think Russia might be too?

Hell is too hot to rot in. Instead you burn. Or Beelzebub impales you with a glowing white hot poker.