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A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that, they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this...

Corporate Cannibals A large corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part of our team now", said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of our employees". The...

CRAZY BUT TRUE..... (??) Darwin Awards 2006 - (Tragically Hilarious) In case you haven't received them yet, here are this year's Darwin Awards -- the annual honor given to the person who improved the "gene pool" the most by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid...

Is Babbit a Jewish surname??

Maybe they mean Peonies?? Wonder if they're long stem?

Man Rules 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's...

Blonde Tale: Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. But now we have a nice...

Catholic Humour: Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to Go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be. The first nun says, "I want to be...

A few Groaners for your review. . . . 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? They Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of...

Can this country be saved?? Subject: Canada has a southern border problem too The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The unflinching arrogance of the...

Not your typical Blonde Joke: A lawyer and a blonde happen to be sitting next to each other on a long cross-country flight. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. Now this blonde happens to be highly intelligent, but she is tired and just wants to...

Obvious Observation: Ted Nugent, avid hunter and world famous rock-n-roll guitar player, was being interviewed by a British journalist. The journalist asked, "What do you think the last thought is in the mind of a deer before you shoot it? Is it, `Are you my friend?` or is it `Are you the...

Honesty is the Best Policy? Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they encountered a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could...

Random Thoughts and Ramblings: FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY 1. SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT THE WHOLE SET. 2. A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE, NIGHT. 3. ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS. 4. I JUST GOT LOST IN THOUGHT. IT WASN'T FAMILIAR TERRITORY. 5. 42.7...

A MUST for your Outdoor Grill. . . .

Walmart at its Best: A very unattractive, mean actin' woman walks into Walmart with her two kids. The Walmart Greeter, asks, "Are they twins"? The ugly woman says, "No, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike? "No", replies the...

Southwest Airlines Service A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have...

Groaners and Much Worst. . . . . This year's 10 winners of the Bulwer-Lytton contest,(aka "Dark and Stormy Night Contest") run by the English Dept. of San Jose State University, wherein one writes only the first line of a bad novel: 10) "As a scientist, Throckmorton knew that if he...

True - and hold on tight!!!

GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL "AM I GAY?" SELF-EXAMINATION: 1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet...