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What Women Mean FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the...

Two Inter-related Events A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from New York to Los...

Going Hi-Tech A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized...

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Can anyone help me make a short list of the best TS add-on strategies that can potentially be used for automated trading? I am aware of the TradeStation Discussion Forum and their list of complete strategies - but I am looking for some input as to which of those (or other) products are...

A little Irish Humor.... A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course", comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland", replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't...

Best Man For The Job A while back there was an opening in the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are extremely difficult to fill, requiring an extensive background check, training, and testing before candidates are even considered for the position. After reviewing several...

A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said "I will grant you three wishes, but your wife will get double." The man agreed, and said "I wish I had a mansion." The genie granted it, and his wife got two mansions...

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE! What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts? Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no...

Thweet!! A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's On her level, and asks "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and...

French..... A man and his wife are seated in a fancy French restaurant for dinner. After the waiter arrives the man says: "I'll have your biggest, thickest Porterhouse steak." The waiter says: "Monsieur.....what about ze mad cow?" The man replies: "She'll have a salad."...

Clear Understanding Two Irishmen were in a pub having a few beers and watching the brothel across the street. They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one of them said, "Aye, 'tis a shame to see a good man of the cloth goin' bad." Then they saw a rabbi enter the brothel...

Priceless Jack O’Neil wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front...

Your are an extreme redneck if: 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. Your truck's Blue Book value goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You...

SEX STORIES SOCIAL SECURITY SEX: Two men were talking. So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on, and I don't know how long it's going to last!" LOUD...

A boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars." "Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad...

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the...

It was about 11 am and the bank was rather quiet... until the gang burst in. One guy holding a kitchen knife, the girl brandishing a rusty old 45 that she couldn't even hold straight as she was shaking from head to toe, and the leader waving an aluminum baseball bat and yelling: "OK...

Same here :D

I think it's excellent. Easy to use and easy to benefit from, just use it a few times, not only once. Each module being very similar but just a bit different from the others is ingenious, because that's exactly how suggestions work best.