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POLITCAL CORRECTNESS?? "Mike, If you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the rest room?" the teacher asked. "Just a minute, I have to go pee", he said. The teacher replied,"That would be rude and impolite. What about...

Sleeping Beauty After a night of drinking, Jack crept into bed beside his wife Ann who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the hell are you?" demanded...

Latest Scientific Development A British company is developing computer chips that store and play music in women's breast implants. A company spokesperson declared this a major breakthrough, as women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts without ever listening to them. :D

This is funny, BUT, for those of you who like beer, BEWARE! http://www.mivzakon.co.il/DayMailFiles/bud.wmv :D

MANAGEMENT LESSON Bob wanted to screw a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else. One day Bob got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $1000 dollars if you let me screw you....but the good girl said NO. Bob said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money...

Many Computer Viruses The Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen. The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive...

Incredible Go to site www.humanupgrades.com and then follow the link Human Upgrades > The Team > Anesthesiologists, wait until it loads and click on the fourth photo. Is this true? :D

MABEL & MAUDE Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the world is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my...

Romantic Prospects It was a sunny Friday afternoon. Myrna and Ethel were sitting on the front porch chatting, just watching the day go by. They loved to watch the people passing by on their way home from a busy day at work. Myrna reached over and took Ethel by the hand and said, "Hey look...

Inflatable Doll Guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?" Customer says, "Female" Counter guy asks, "Black or white?" Customer says, "White" Counter guy asks, "Regular or Radical Muslim?" Customer says, "What the...

Vanilla Pudding Robbery This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at Disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who...

Congratulations, Baron, that's fantastic, all the best!! :)

Memories On the evening of their 50th anniversary, a reminiscing wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband and said, "Honey, do you remember this?" He looked up from his newspaper and said, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the...

Oh Noooooo!!! :D

Good Question A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table. The wife asked, "Do you know her?" "Yes," sighed the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right...

Price Talk Brunette: "I expect they'll be raising the gas prices again soon." Blonde: "Won't affect me. I always put in just $20 worth." :D

Read the whole Yannis quote, man, go back to my latest post and read! :D

Investing Styles :D

Actually, this wonderful quote is from Yannis, here on this thread, a few days ago (1/13/06) ... :D

There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half...