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Hookers? You weren't old enough to be in that pic. Mea culpa.

The wheat thing?

Is that you in the tan trench? Great pic.

On one lot limit orders?

$23. Cash has arrived at the (former) 1Y forward. It can bounce now. $28 this week.

That sucks. I love Copenhagen.

poors. lol I only see tony's reply so scat has already blocked me.

You were wrong to the tune of what, 400 spooz before it turned? As in zero uptick from Sep 14 until it bottomed. You bought QQQ puts today? Pics or it didn't happen. You're comically bad at this. Allergic to money. What was your former nick?

We were sitting at PJ Clarke's with a guy from SIG and I asked Mike (Dutch MMing group) about his theta and his response was -$115K. The guy from SIG was LOLling so hard that Mike nearly lost his shit. Traders are assholes. He was a week out from LTD. CL expressed like a 7-handle in stat vol...

Remember the Alamo.

Your better model is a better predictor of fwd-vol. So your model is over BSM and you're expecting more stat-vol in spot and it comes in lower and you miss your hedges in shares/futures. We're not talking handles here (in edge), we're talking pennies. I know a guy who was pinned on long...

You just won't quit. NVDA May 17 880C is 51.00 mid. 1W stress at current vol vs. -100 beeps = $100 in PNL on a $5,100 outlay. The fcking decay is $510. All numerical models I've seen converge to BSM so what are you going to run that is better? You're asking us to prove a negative bc you're pot...

The model won't tell what shares exhibit vol of vol upside v volcorr with index, etc. I can tell when people are new to vol-markets as they tend to focus on models like traders applying TA. Find a numerical method, open-form; it's not going to have an impact to PNL in listed vanilla vol. You're...

I've traded 00s of arbs with nothing more than BSM.

Dude, you're a sap. If you're above PDT I'll vote for Trump.

Change my vote to 0 to +500.

0 to -500 and WGAF.

A buy write fund is a short put fund, just less efficient.

IR dept for a specific ticker. ORCL puts their current Q release date and day of on their IR-site. Also, https://www.ravenpack.com/products/edge/data/earnings-dates

Joe Cassano.