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Well it amused ME and that's what matters :D

A limitation of texting is that it eliminates voice inflexion and face expression so it gets much harder to realize when someone is being ironic / sarcastic or just kidding. I was obviously joking about the loan and all. But now seriously, if someone takes a bank loan and plays them on the slot...

I'm actually flattered that I made such strong enough impression on you that you remember. Congrats to myself for achieving this, although considering who's on the line, it's to be expected :cool:

A person without that IQ would call it nonsense

Tell you where to lose your money. Like if you can't afford to lose fifty bucks a month paying me, you should not be playing this game anyway.

LOL. Dream on.

I've an IQ of 150 so if you know what you're doing as I do, then yes, loan and trade. If not there's also the option of hiring my services for the low price of $49.99 / month :D

Cultural context but when I see "Sir" it's two things: 1) 99.98% it's an Indian guy. 2) To my ear, the phrase sounds subservient. Use "Mr", it's less embarassing.

@Sun Light : man, sorry to say, but you're living in a fantasy world. You've got no training whatsoever in finance, no work experience to compensate with and openly admit your edge in the "system" you developed is akin to some religious cult's priest sacrificing chickens for the omens to favor...

I'm not sure IB has any minimum capital requirement anymore. And anyhow, it's not like you're gonna lose those money, just deposit them in a broker account and only risk up to $1000 of them if you wish. If you don't have $5000 personally, it's a bad sign to begin with - perhaps you should first...

You know the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. ... Kidding, it's simple actually. Just energize the carbon power drive plates to compensate for destabilization in the ventral quantum asimmetry and polorize the gamma glob generator to contain the risk inside...

What a retarded troll. Ignore.

1) I think you're better off posting this to Wilmott ( https://forum.wilmott.com/ ) and/or NuclearPhynance (https://www.nuclearphynance.com/) and be ass-destroyed by the professionals there for talking nonsense rather than trying to impress amateurs / practitioners with pretentious talk. Please...

Moldova is cool. It's got a flourishing counterfeit industry, mostly cigarettes and alcohol but sometimes ... helicopters: So next time you buy a helicopter, beware, it might be counterfeit!

Also, if you are skilled in Hadoop, Spark, Hive, HDFS then you are soo 2019. The new stack is Kafka, Kinesis, Fivetran, Stitch, Singer, Airflow, Dagster, DBT, Dataform, Snowflake and Redshift, if you don't have at least 5 years of experience in all of them you might as well quit your white...

You might wanna look into compiler theory with lex and yacc. You have a lexer that identifies individual grammar tokens, in your case IF, ENDIF, "{" ... and then uses a syntax specification to parse them into something meaningful (an abstract syntax tree in compiler / interpreter case). Not sure...

Obviously TikTok, it might have an even larger audience than YouTube. Otherwise I heard a few people mention https://odysee.com/ but it seems to me that it's impact on the video hosting ecosystem is similar to the GDP of Moldova to the world output.

Actually I did and got this answer: "As an advisor licensed in the EU, your firm may open an advisor account with IB and have clients from any EU country. Unless your firm is registered with US regulators, you will not be permitted to have US residents as clients."

Thanks for the suggestion but I wanna go full throttle: register an LLC company and attach an investment advisor license to it so I can operate without restrictions.

Hello. Anyone here has an advisor account on Interactive Brokers and is based in Europe? All advice / documents I found on their site refers to US advisors (for example: https://www.interactivebrokers.com/download/HowToBecomeRIA_Web.pdf ) I'm trying to figure out if: 1) Is it possible to open...