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Moral of the story: People who put bumper stickers on their car are more aggressive drivers. "Szlemko and his colleagues at Fort Collins found that people who personalize their cars acknowledge that they are aggressive drivers, but usually do not realize that they are reporting much higher...

Abbott and Costello Get an AIDS test: Doctor "Bad news pal, the test came back. HIV+" A&C "Oh No! you're positive ?" Doctor "What, no not me, the tests are for you." A&C "Yeah but how positive are you?" Doctor "I'm not positive at all. Your the one..." A&C "So you're saying the...

Quote from Optionpro007: Fox news: "Qantas Pilot Allowed to Fly Despite Urges to Crash Jets" ----------------------- Overheard at Wall Mart "I keep having a strong urge to drive my fork lift off the edge of the dock with 10,000 dollars of worthless Chinese junk" Oh the...

Let Us Pray Will the Amish and other religious sects be exempt from this bill? Michelle Malkin reported the following on Hanuary 12, 2010. “There’s a religious exemption from the Demcare insurance mandate” “I think there’s going to be a wave of religious conversions...

A Calpers spokeswoman told the paper that she is not aware of any federal criminal investigations scrutinizing the fund's investments. When it's 7 am in New York, it's 1998 in California.

I guess I did miss the point OTH, quality of life may mean a better fishing pole.

So.... suppose we give 1.000 workers the day off, they all stay home and use energy in their respective 1,000 individual homes or they all commute to work and occupy an office building that houses 1.000 workers. Where is the savings?

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You said it better than me. Of course the grand finale is: everyone abandons you, you're on your own. The fucking leper.

Latin Motto: Volvo, Video, Velcro (I came, I saw, I stuck around).

I think that is a fair question, CO. But now we have Dems in power and no questions can be asked. The Dems are and always will be the victim of some unseen god that keeps them from achieving their just due. The god can be the right, the Reps, whoever is perceived to have the power (in...

Yikes, I've been looking for an entry point, I missed it. Who knew that entry point would last for 10 minutes out of the previous 10 days. Today is going to suck wind, I can just feel it. There's always tomorrow.

They will work from 8am to 10am and then the rest of the day is spent on nonsense like talking to co-workers or fooling around. -------------- This is known as a union.

Now we are just getting back to the point of where people are actually working during the day versus just 2 hours of actual work (and 6 hours of Facebook). -------------------------------------- Suppose this number is true, (don't matter) but for the sake of productivity arguement, you know...

Now we are just getting back to the point of where people are actually working during the day versus just 2 hours of actual work (and 6 hours of Facebook). ------------------- Suppose this is true. Instead of 6 hours of facebook we spend 6 hours filling out forms for the gov't. Yeah baby, we...

Here's the plan: "Show me the man and I'll show you the crime". I think the plan is to make criminals out of everyone. Everyone is guilty of something. Everyone take a drug test. A psych test. DNA, fingerprint, and on and on. I can break three laws in 5 minutes on my way to work. Smoke in...

oh all right, the market is going down Friday:cool: :D :D Clairvoyant fee $5.

You left out the secret service. This is the dept that exchanges secret trading tips via pm's. °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ do do do do °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸

I given this some thought and frankly all I can say is: Today may be as good as it gets. I thought Obama would be someone young, fresh, I had my fill of another old white guy in a suit for President. Obama is the epitome of 21st century marketing, Mister Madison avenue himself. He's a...

Opps wait one more. I went to a restaurant in Windsor and ordered an imported beer. Ahhh, I was young and had never tried an imported beer. They brought me a Bud. I said I could get that home.