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I just watched 'Who's line is it anyway' It's about Dementia sufferers with a coke addiction

From yesterday's Post "If I could burn the school down, I would’ --------------------- There are cameras everywhere. They think you're going to be afraid of the cameras. I'm not sure they even work, or if they check them. Kids smoke weed in the halls and stairwells. The boys have...

Sometimes I think I need a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in ".jpg" or ".avi"

My mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my t-shirt this morning, she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it..........see Jane it obviously doesn't taste that bad.

There was a field trip. Parents were among the chaperones. One kid is running around on the bus, jumping, being a menace, one parent chaperone told the kid to sit down. The kids mother was also a chaperone and told the other parent "Don't you tell my kid what to do". The parents ended up in a...

I don't know about the whacking kids. ---------------------- Here's the problem with whacking the kids in school or whacking kids in general. (If the kid gets whacked at home to comply) Let's say in home A, the kid gets 5 whacks and home B the kid needs a good 10 whacks or so to...

I heard something funny. Called my daughter yesterday, she said me and my boyfriend are watching a movie, we rented "Jaws". I said me and your mom were going to rent "King Kong". She didn't get the joke.

"California, for example, dedicated $24.7 million to the Census 2000 campaign. Although an undercount could cost the state billions in federal funding and a Congressional seat, this year's outreach budget is only $2 million." lmao ---------------------- So this census worker drives way...

I'll have to corrupt a quote from Nazzdack on what probably happened to her. -------------------------------------- nazzdack She has gone on to trademark products will include bran muffins, pasta, marinara, biscotti, laxatives, hair dye, mascara, feminine itch cream, bon bons, girdles...

psychiatrist : master of the obvious.

Obama reminds me of a substitute teacher in high school.

I may have it all wrong but Imo, the gov't creates monopolies, they're easier to regulate, tax and motivate to certain actions plus a monopoly is an easy target to fine for additional revenue. We're sold this bill of goods under the guise of economies of scale, bigger is better. Small...

I went to the doctor's the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, drop-dead gorgeous! I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you in any way I can." I said, "I think my cock tastes...

No. There is an alarming trend of "undone" adoptions that doesn't make the news. Typical, I'd say for our disposable, non commital society. No one takes responsibility or held accountable for anything to anyone, why should kids be any different? They should be but hey, two adults cast of vows...

Off the top of my head, I would look for a position as an attendant in a parking garage or a park ranger at some forgotten landmark, something where you're left unsupervised and bored. Fer chrissakles man, I post 24/7 and I'm on the job 24/7 and I don't have any college credits that I can...

Perfect!!! Perhaps this is why economists are continuously puzzled.

Any budget which is equal to the previous budget is "cutting spending". Any budget which has an increase which is less than the previous increase is a "cut".

Yikers, just for the heck of it, I followed up on automatic sprinkler to check the current share price. I've given up, the history will make you dizzy. :D

Basically gov't believes in private enterprise and capitalism IF the gov'ts desired outcome is achieved otherwise all is manipulated/regulated for desired results with unintended consequences which mucks things up.

The data covers banks' short-term borrowing in the repo market. This is so lame, like something bad is gonna happen.