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So you're shopping for a broker that will assume part/all of the currency risk for you? Keep us posted how it'll go.

I assume you are as happy to learn something new as I am to teach it... Next class' topic will be "Botany of ET - recognizing the difference between the genus Impatiens and the genus Mimosa" :p If you'll pass you can take an advanced topic like "How Angiospermae develop sanguinary attributes"...

You guys would fail miserably as spammers: failing to circumvent a simple filter... :D Let's run a trial: 1/ www.dail*****.co.uk (the original text -> will come out garbled) 2/ www.doilymoil.co.uk (replace "o" with "a") 3/ www.deilymeil.co.uk (replace "e" with "a" -> more idiotproof...

The fallacy here is to strictly correlate equity indexes with (economic) real output. To translate, equity indexes can and probably* will continue to rise, since the game plan of the Fed being to manufacture a significant rise in those equities to exhort true cash to enter the marketplace...

Those MOFO Germans, didn't show a foreign intern how to run a steel plant! Shocking!

If you don't know whether your order was executed or not, how are you going to hedge that? By sending a wise, yet nondescript order to your other broker?

An extreme proviso; yet to be seen in the real world. Don't confuse 'protecting the USA' with 'protecting US interests'. Don't confuse 'brainwashed drivel ' with 'sound thinking' either.

The military... LOL.

LOL. The tempest in a cup. They're just trying to negotiate a part of their taxes away, by whining. I would be interested though where the $3.2bn comes from. If this is GS we're talking about, it's safe to say that it is mostly trading charges, ie. stamp duty. No relocation would lower that...

Please don't send him away, I for one quite enjoy his tireless MM-hunt, I say jokes shouldn't be restricted to the jokes thread any more! :D you say SMART, but after sending it out it says CBOE, priceless! :D

Might I add the total lack of sound economic thinking? BTW why are the 'visionaries' who see the euro collapsing always Americans? :D

Refco was registered. Madoff too. Most bucketshops are registered. Some chop shops too.

98% of Americans say "OH SHIT" before going in the ditch on a slippery road. The other 2% are from Buffalo or Rochester, NY and they say, "Hold my beer and WATCH THIS!"

Little old lady at US immigration. OFFICIAL: Do you advocate the overthrow of the government by violence or subversion? (Pause for thought) LITTLE OLD LADY: Violence, I think.

Italian guy says - Whaen i finish a making love to a-my girlfriend, i go down and tickle the back of her knees, she floats six inches above a-da bed in ecstacy. French guy says - Zat is nothing, when i finish with ze girl, ah kiss her all the way down her body and zen lick the soles of her...

I, as an American have had it with people calling the USA the country of idiots! In my opinion Europe is the country of idiots!

golf, dictionary... here you go: This businessman travels to Japan to find new markets. He feels alone at his hotel room, so he calls a call-girl for the night. During the events the Japanese girl exclaims 'machigau ana!, machigau ana!' The guy doesn't know Japanese, and he is definitely not...

A new Miley Cyrus DVD: $20 A tube of Vaselin: $4 A big box of Cleanex: $1.50 The look at the cashier's face when I check out: priceless.

Global financial/transaction tax on every human being, except bankers and politicians, to bail them out. Oh, wait...

Not sure whether you're trying to sell CDs or ice cream?