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Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?" Well, it's where you get your girl down on all fours and you mount her...

Subject: Thoughtful Dentist A man goes to a dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man. "No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects. "I can't do the gas...

Of course !!

No Nursing Home for Us!!! No nursing home for us. We are checking into the Holiday Inn! With the average cost for a nursing home care costing $188.00 per day, there is a better way when we get old & feeble. We have already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn. For a combined long...

He's obviously not a complete idiot - some parts are missing !!!

Once there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately, they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her. Then one day she met a man and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry she thought to...

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London, one took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an American sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat...

Bulletin ... Bulletin This just in ... The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF), and "age ain't no barrier". These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama...

For those ETers who are so quick to label other ETers racists, here's an interesting email I received recently ... Subject: Racist > > >You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. > >You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and even "The Man" and you think >it's OK. >...

Oh yeah ... I do like your style !!!!! But I'm thinking that where he already escaped twice before, the military commanders didn't another portion of crow a l'orange con egg-in-the-face.

Good point. But to totally eliminate immigration would keep some quality people out as well.

This brought to mind the following: Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine...

BUSH GETS MESSAGE FROM OSAMA WASHINGTON: After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a...

Turn on sound ... http://www.holylemon.com/CrazyPingPong.html

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Mr. Slinger ... were you only telling us half a story ????

How would ending immigration ensure that it wouldn't even matter how much islam sucks?

It was incorrect of you to expect someone else to accept financial responsibility for your mishap. Order a replacement cocktail, and if it appears on your check ... pay up and make a decision about ever returning to that establishment. That being said ... your bartender seems to have...

WAEL012000 ... first let me say that your most recent posts not only display an unexpected sense of humor, but an equally enexpected change of tenor - both deserving of respect. With regard to yours above, I have to totally agree with you. The world does seem to have set aside the terrorist...

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!" But the passerby...