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A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through beautiful mountain passes. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse mis-steps and jostles the man's wife. Once across the stream, the...

HOW TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY IN THE WORKPLACE Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of a different...

TWELVE THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS 1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 5:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is always refreshing. 2. If it's really a "rush job," run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how...

Fair enough...I'll make my contribution and open it up with some yo mama lines: Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her... Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo...

I think I got a bad case of deja-vu

No tax expert here, but my understanding is that corporations are allowed to carry back capital gains losses for 2 yrs and carry forward for 20 yrs. Unfortunately that is useless as an individual filer. I have never heard of the IRS allowing you to carry back losses. This may be part of the...

Only because I wish I could stop time like that chinese dude. Man, I would have the time of my life with that...:D Or the ability to look into the future like the crack head. I would be the first ET member to open a thread titled "$50K to $5MM in 30 days" and not be eating a bowl of shit. LOL.

The way everyone talks about it, I've always thought the same. Personally, the influx of reality shows, game shows, and competition shows (a la American Idol and the Trump show crapola) have forced me to stop watching TV. Even stopped watching market related shows. The only show I watched...

bah! Waited years for this. I guess a few more months won't hurt.

I have the same problem. Stop going to a gym full of hotties.

At least you guys are making progress...still waiting to hear from ToS :(

The avg truck may not get there...but THIS one can...

sorry I can never tell them apart.

Same thing happened to me. Son of a bitch turned on all his lights like his shit didn't stink. Even had to show off with a loud siren.

That guy is still looking for you...lock your doors.

How did I know I would get that comment. Be realistic. You've never driven tired before? Besides...at 3am the only ones in the middle of nowhere are derelicts, hobos, drunkards, etc. oh...and the occasional guy that drives cross country :D

Sorry dude, I'll keep the honking to a minimum. :D Everyone has a bottom line. The less time it takes to cover an area, the more time is available for the next job. Specially if there is a shortage. You gotta work while you can. The shame is that the cost of fuel takes a HUGE bite out of...

I worked a summer job for them when I was in college. There were punks that weren't even able to finish the first shift. That job will make a man out of you...even out of some women. Every manager that I spoke with started out in the same place. Maybe not in the same company, but doing the...

yeah not too hard to find 'em when they are all parked in Denny's at 3pm for the early bird dinner special.

You work your way up in UPS/FedEx/etc. It will take many, many years before you even break that salary. And you have to have a near perfect record to qualify because everybody and their mother is fighting for those spots. Besides - it aint easy work. You EARN your pay. Not like #5 - mgmt.