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10 Reasons Trading is Similar to Sex 1. Some like it long, some like it short. 2. You can study the market as much as you like, but it all comes down to luck. 3. Those who talk about it the most, have the least experience. 4. One simple mistake could lead to 18 unprofitable years. 5. Some...

Two stock brokers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in, waving guns and yelling for everyone to freeze. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the two stock brokers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets...

You mention all these trading programs. I'm more old school...I trade in person and occasionally use the rotary phone to place my trades. Just the otehr day, I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I wanted to sell so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line. Just one...

That's the problem. You are trying to associate politicians with ethics and values. C'mon now...

Relax dude. It's $300.

You also have the whole Keath Ledger autopsy thing. Results were released at 3pm and deemed inconclusive. Sleeping pill pharmaceuticals led the rally...

Well thought out post. This coincides with my sentiments as well. Thanks for sharing.

no rate cut. markets will be fine.

WTF!!!! She did not give any description whatsoever. I mean...imagine opening the door and finding some 300lb hepher in front of you!!! These ads are getting ridiculous. This chick needs to answer the key question: Am I hot? Everything else falls into place.

That's odd. Reminds me of that encounter I had with the trash disposal in my kitchen sink...

I wouldn't say it's been a "normal" start to the year. But it is no different than when the DOW rose 2000 points in a flash. Sorry to hear that bro. But look at the bright side. Many folks (including myself) will take this opportunity to truly test their system. You learn from your...

Ahhhh...such a simple list....yet so difficult to find. BTW, #4 is waaaaaaaay underrated. But I understand why you left it for last. I reason, if you would have placed it first, NO WAY would anybody believe you were serious. LOL!! You have a better chance of going deaf. Good luck on...

I'll go and ask if we can go through," said Max to Jerry. The two golfers had been concerned for some time at the snail-like progress of two women, originally some holes ahead and now just in front of them on the ninth fairway. Max returned after only a few paces towards the ladies. "Jerry...

Do you think she left the sunglasses on so nobody would know who she was??

Hey P&D...we were on a roll over here... :cool: :p :) :D :( :confused:

Expensive way to grow a pair. I bet next time that dude is gonna put the brakes on.

I don't know man....if I saw someone that looked like me but had tits and long hair, I'd be a bit suspicious. - That would explain the ackward silence at the family reunions. - When they hugged, they always did seem to hold on for that extra second or two. - What do you do when you...

From personal experience, you missed: - The world is your urinal - You're ready in 3 minutes flat...regardless of the occasion - Dinner is always ready - A good movie only needs to meet 3 criteria: sex, violence, and cars - Short term memory ensures that stooopid arguments and...

C'mon Cubano...don't knock Florida. There's nothing stopping you from wading through some canals...

For those of you Matthewites looking for a loophole...you can simply use your left hand.