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Tell him to bring me back a bucket of "extra crispy".

How's the poor guy supposed to pretend that never happened, if you people keep bringing it up?

Mmmm, Kentucky Fried Zeeba.

Come on xflat, you know risky's calls start decaying almost immediately. Besides, calls are the only way to go when you want to capture a 6 point move in a 2000 point index. Time decay be damned. Watch the futures before tomorrow's open. Risky's gonna bag him a zeeba.

Indeed. Today I will lead a life of excess. Bless your coachy ways and all your faithful readers.

Thank you, from one of your humble and dedicated readers. I will use these profits to buy gum.

Heh. Now every post by Coach is a "call". More chances to randomly get one right! And this one had wings!

In the attached image, risky takes a break from hunting bulls in favour of different prey. The approach is pretty much the same.

Too bad your chart doesn't show EUR/JPY at that price. Also, why did it take about ten little arrows to short 1/4 of your intended size? EDIT: Oh right, you need to trade such huge size so all us "longs" can get a chance to be your counterparty. Don't hog all the volume, let your "readers"...

When did anyone say anything like that?

Right. Everyone here is against your "readers" (who don't even view your threads) and we move the market up to spite you. Those billions of shares that trade every day? Yup, all people who hate your readers and want them to lose money. I wonder what kind of volume you trade, to think that...

Don't do this with options, or if it takes longer than 3-4 months you'll get RICK rolled.

Your priority should be liquidity and safety of rate of return, before bragging about it on a message board under the name "riskfreetrading". Why hard-sell something you wouldn't buy?

For someone who's afraid to scale up his system (to real money, presumably), you sure do crow about it pretty loudly. In case you take that as another "good wish", what I'm trying to say is that you should stop bragging until you're willing to put your money where your mouth is. That's a...

risky, if you were as good as your claimed track record, you wouldn't be showing off on the internets. You'd be out buying islands. Like Manhattan.

What are the odds of posting a 10:43 AM top just before 1 PM? I suspect there is more than pure chance involved...

If you arbed a call calendar against a put calendar, you'd have a synthetic short in one month and a synthetic long in the other month. Holding the entire position to final expiration, you'd be holding net shares from the front month to the out month, and you'd see just enough dividends in cash...

Does this mean that easy credit is no longer the answer to all the economic problems that have been caused by easy credit?

Just so you know, this is not a place where freedom of speech exists. A private website doesn't have to respect your US constitutional rights. Spend some time on an unmoderated internets message board, and you'll be freaking thrilled to come back here. Freedom from spam is a much more...

Your mileage will vary from broker to broker, but I'd expect you could get yourself a margin account. Margin borrowing is secured by the assets in your account, so creditworthiness shouldn't be an issue. Still, if you can fund your account you're probably better off paying down some debt and...