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Thanks, Jack, glad you enjoyed it. Probably more than when I rag on you. But I WAS ragging on you. Red-ish and blue-ish were meant to poke low fun at "increasing" and "decreasing." Guess I was too subtle. As to prices in boxes, remember your Darvas. He would be even older than you if he were...

Let me recommend Texas.

I had in more mind an epistolary tale to show 21st. century Snopes a faster progression to respectability than their literary forebears enjoyed. There are more such here than you might expect. You know who you are.

Red, thanks, dint know yew uz at close ta home. Academy in Plano be 'bout the same. But they keeps tha rilly bad stuft ahind tha counter. Whur ah cain't see tha brand. Ah asks far 223 dumdums. An the dumdums gimme Yougoslobbian shit. Or Russki. So now ah goes on line and buys Eyetalian (Fiocchi)...

Sorry, I was just making a quickie seach to be neighborly. I see a lot of good looking AR-15 kits out there. Good luck!

Waal, ah must be a goin'. Bin nice tawkin' to all y'all. But the cows need a milkin' (forttwoittus, ain it, at tha Market needs a milkin at a diffunt time?), and for yore Chrissus presint yew gits the 'tached. Ma dithery ant Abulia (nosey old biddy) was a watchin' over ma sholedur an she said to...

Wave, doan you be a laffin' at me. I made a hunnert bucks yestiddy. Posted the bladder ta prove it, too. Ain't many a them bigmouthed bigcity fatboy traders runnin' there mouths off hear a doin' that. Damn liars, I think. Just quit yore grinnin', do not drap yore linnin, and stay tuned. You are...

Y'all 'member my last chart? With here 'n there a lonesome red bar inside a flush a blue bars. An' a outa place blue bar inside a flock a red bars? Well, I am mighty steamed about that. They's obvious amom...anon...abomb...dammit, just plain wrong! Called EasySignal, got some nice polite young...

T'won't be a dry eye in the house when I git finished this story. T'won't be from laffin', neither. This tradin' t'ain't funny a tall. Take today. I'm a tradin' away, never payin no mind, when tout d'un coup (at's what ma cajun cuz Farcical says all a time) I sees sumpin' a wrong with ma fills...

I'm game, Sicko. I was so proud of myself yesterday that I bragged to my uncle Abstemius that I made a hunnert bucks tradin' inside a bar. He looked at me kindy strange and asked "Whut was yew drinkin'?" My relations shore know how to deflate a feller. Make success seem like pure luck. So I went...

MarketMasher, they dare not generate trade-calling code, because that would eliminate all the judgement and discretion from the system and make it backtestable. I totally sympathize. Many times I have come close to tears after I coded up and tested a treasured "brilliant" insight. It is almost...

"I simply cannot imagine describing the ball of wax any differently than Jack and Todd have these many years." Ehorn, I am happy that it works for you. It drives me insane. I once told Jack the he and I were very much alike, and that elicited from him a shockingly vituperative response...

Thanks for posting that. It's always interesting to see how you do your charting. As to my automated HumpMaster code, after I got out from under the bed this morning and washed the dried runnels of tears off my face from the multiple thrashing trashings I received for my trouble, I permanently...

SickTrader, believe me, I have sat all day at the penny slots in Oklahoma milking a $20 card and jiving with fat bored old widows. Trading is a whole lot more exciting. And Obama better take care of me, or I'll sic the AARP on im. Hang on. I'm workin' up a finanshell analysis of futures tradin'.

Thank you, MindTrade, for your well-intentioned advice, but it is too late now. I am hooked, my blood is up, my first trade was a winner! I don't understand why everyone thinks this is so hard. Easy money! And I deserve it, too. "Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends."

Oh, no thanks, Jack. I just need a dose of your complexity and arcanity periodically to appreciate the simplicity of what I do. I bitch about the near-stasis of your method, evolving with pre-global-warming glacial slowness, but I am an incurable complicator. I just finished my bi-monthly...

Thankee for the 'courgemint. This first day been downright rough. I run the numbers, an' I'm doin' all the work an' everbody else is takin' the money. More on that later after I get out a this here swoon.

Now you may laugh all you want, but I am mighty steamed that I had ta write code. Hain't done that since I was at collich in the glass palace of the high-and-mighty white-coated snot-nosed software department pecking out Algol code on a card punch machine. Only reason I tuk the course was it was...

Can you believe it? My data provider is so dumb they color unchanged bars like up bars! And they've been around how many years? This is very distressing, because I thought I was OK to punch blue if I saw blue and I had already punched red. But no, first I'd have to look to see if it was really...

Who could have predicted that my simple little post would stir up so much contention? The one thing we can be sure of, this being ET, is that if I had praised candlesticks we would have gotten the same posts, but transposed in order. I will devise more informative (opinionated?) entertainment...