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The New Boston Law Firm A bit off color but there is no brighter light than the truth... :D

Seeing Eye Dogs There were two buddies, one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to his friend, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat." The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with...

Falling In And Out Of Love The truth is that Cupid's dart hurts more coming out than going in... :D

Duck Flu :D

Typical... A very Beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a very tall building and she falls down. On her way falling down, an American man catches her, She says: 'Oh thank you,you saved my life; I'll do ANYTHING for you... 'The man says: 'Okay then, sleep with me.' She says: 'You...

Saving the Preacher The Preacher explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave. Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims: "If the Preacher stays, I...

"There is no spoon!" (from The Matrix)

The Accommodating Husband "Young woman," said the judge at the end of a long set of testimonies and financial reviews, "this court is going to see to it that you receive five thousand dollars a month in alimony for the next 22 years, no ifs and buts". "Thanks, Your Honor," the husband...

Crucial Negotiation After reviewing several x-ray films, the doctor told his patient that he needed surgery costing $5000.00. The patient thought about it and said that, in his view, the problem was worth only about $500.00 - was there anything the doctor could do for that amount? To...

Country Music Woes Q: What do you get when you rewind a country song? A: You get your house back, your truck back, your wife back and your dog back! :D

SOSTrader, This is not an advertisement, just my personal view. Years ago I had the same question that you are asking here, and took the Pristine 3-day seminar: I liked the people (Oliver Velez and Greg Capra) and the knowledge they shared with us, very much, and my trading benefited a lot...

Telling The Time Pilot: Control tower, what time is it? Control tower: What airline is this? Pilot: What difference does that make? Control tower: Well if it is UA, it is 6:00p.m.; if it is TWA, it is 1800 hours; if it is Ozark, the big hand is on the... :D

Daytrading Options Although I agree in principle with the general belief that options were not designed for daytrading, there are a couple of techniques one can use to trade the big OI, like OEX, near ATM options, during the last 5-10 days before expiration, where they go a little crazy and...

News From (insert your favorite stupid place here): "Terrible accident! A two seater airplane lost control and fell in a cemetery... Local authorities have already found over 3,500 dead... The search continues!!" :D

It's A Hard Life, But Full Of Opportunities :D

Thanks riskarb, I appreciate your feedback.

Can someone help me find information sources on how to trade collars? By collar I mean buy the stock and the put, sell the call; keep adjusting, etc. Good books, websites, seminars on CD, whatever. Any suggestions?

Way To Go, Grandma!! The letter shown below is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by a 96 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. "Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to...

FOOD FOR THOUGHT Figuring an average of 160,000 US troops in the Iraq Theater of operations for the last 22 months and the rate of mortality there, gives us a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000. According to the best statistics we have available on violence in American cities, the...

Pearl Of Wisdom They say that a spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you most likely wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single, right? :D