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I reckon you are referring to your own...:D

Hey how do you post a picture? :confused:

Fukitol...

Ah yes, I've had it for several elections now...you know there's a new pill that takes care of that... It's called Fukitol.

She's so ugly she had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. She's so ugly when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .and that was just for a quote! She's so ugly when she was selected for the Extreme Makeover show, all the plastic surgeons renounced...

So ugly, she humped the dog's leg...and the dog was disgusted...

OK...back tothe joke thread... Once there was a magical mirror and if you lied in front of it you'd disappear from existence... so there was a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette went up to it and said,"I think that blondes are nice".... poof she disappeared. So the redhead went...

LOL. No, no, no nutmeg...I'm referring to the protein shake that comes out of your dick... get it, low cost..home-made...full of love...ahhh forget it...too dirty for the board. What was I thinking?? Normally, I could only get a few squirts into the blender...but put Cristina Aguilera on...

OK..but do you drawthe line if she asks for a golden shower?

Sometimes, the most simple acts will show how much you love her. Take a protein shake for instance. No artificial flavors, processing, artificial colors, etc. Just pure home-made love...

...she has moons gravitating around her...

Haha...I could just imagine the look on her mom's face. She's one of those die-hard bible thumpers. She's hated me from day 1. OK here's another one: You guys all know not to answer the age-old "do you think I've gained weight" question. Well, remaining completely silent with your...

Nutmeg - you better give her that pearl necklace she is begging for before somebody else does...

There was an article on MSN yesterday about the "top 10 things you should never say to a woman." I think we should expand on that a bit and include things you should not DO. After many years of marriage I feel I have vast knowledge on the subject, so I'll start. My wife used to ask me...

That's the making of a nice case of DIARRHEA... I have an African bank account. They tell me it is full of gold and worth $40,000,000. I have to pay $5,000 in order to transfer the account to my name. I think it's because the owner's name is too hard to pronounce. Nutmeg - can I borrow...

i'm a drunk, marijuana smoking, womanizing, necrophiliac with the inability to complete a sentence. Way I see it, I'm a shoe-in. ok. ok. so Bush isn't a womanizer... "You know, when you give a man more money in his pocket -- in this case, a woman more money in her pocket to expand a...

For many years, a young stock broker at Big Street Investments would plan a yearly weekend getaway at a mountain Inn. He would rendez-vous with the innkeeper's daughter while he was there. Looking forward to this years trip he departed with his suitcases in hand. When he arrived at the Inn...

my 10 yrd old nephew is starting to skateboard. His dad said not until I buy you your pads. I didn't have any pads growing up. You fell, you got hurt, and you made damn sure you didn't cry. Last I checked, kids aren't that much farther from the ground today than I was back then... Maybe the...

While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and downs frightened a lot of small investors. A guy went to his financial adviser at the bank and ask if he were worried. He replied that he slept like a baby. He was amazed and asked, "Really? Even with all the fluctuations?"...