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Did you ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men? A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing a very fancy earring. The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense." The man walks up...

Good Old Rodney! With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service. My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It's tough to stay married. My...

A Manager’s Wish A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a genie comes out. The genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish.” “Me first!, me first!” says the administration clerk. “I want to be in the...

The Blonde Detective Exam A Policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” The first blonde’s...

After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at Hooter's to see some friends and have some hot wings and ice tea. After being there for a while, a couple of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with. I told them "The one who knows how to fix...

Playing Golf Tiger Woods & Stevie Wonder are in a bar. Tiger turns to Stevie and says, "How's the singing career going?" Stevie replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?" Woods replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that right, now." Stevie says, "I...

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Funny Phyllis Diller Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing. The reason...

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Argument to Beethoven's 5th :):cool:

ARAPROSDOKIANS 1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 2. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 3. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. 4. War does not determine who is right - only who is left. 5 Knowledge is knowing a tomato...

BETTER Than A TESLA Electric Car!!! https://www.facebook.com/michelle.tangey/videos/768491296528174/ :):):)

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Why don't you get this app http://www.iphoneness.com/iphone-apps/push-up-apps-for-iphone/ and then cheat? ;)

Let's stay on the clean side: Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing... :):):)

Never did that, I was a good kid... How about you? :)

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Dear Abby, My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from thebeginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All...

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