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The Origin Of Profiling The day it all started was March 6, 1836. On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and rose from his bunk on the main floor of the Alamo, and walked up to the observation post along the west wall of the fort. William B. Travis was already there, looking out over... -
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COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY THOMAS COOK HOLIDAYS FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS: 1. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts." 2. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallarta to... -
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Maxine Remembers *My mind works like lightning, one brilliant Flash and it is gone. *The only time the world beats a path to Your door is if you're in the bathroom. *It used to be only death and taxes, Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. *A husband is... -
How Badly has Obama Tanked the Economy
And the reason is that politicians have figured out that to be elected, get power, and earn money for themselves, they don't have to produce any good ideas or help the country in any way... they just have to be willing to rob the Treasury and buy votes for themselves... a problem that even the... -
How Badly has Obama Tanked the Economy
IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER,YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM [... This was in the Waco Tribune Herald, Waco , TX] PUT ME IN CHARGE . . . Put me in charge of food stamps. I'd get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and... -
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Another Golden Oldie ·I changed the name of my iPod to Titanic because it's syncing now. ·I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. ·When chemists die, they barium. ·Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. ·A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned... -
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From The Mouths Of Babes One Sunday in a Midwest City a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the... -
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Wish Them Well <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RI-l0tK8Ok0?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Fran & Marlo Cowan (married 62 years in 2008 when this was taken) playing impromptu recital together in the atrium of the Mayo... -
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Children Are Quick TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also... -
List of Leftist Lies
Barack's Economy <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/47e3vjA_4uc?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> :) :) :) -
List of Leftist Lies
Rules for Barack Obama Bingo 1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, print your "Bullshit Bingo Card" 2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases. 3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"... -
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Rules for Barack Obama Bingo 1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, print your "Bullshit Bingo Card" 2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases. 3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"... -
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Maybe True: History of the Famous Middle Finger Here's something I didn't know before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends, in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating...