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    Arthur Deco Mentors ET Noobs

    "Lateuncy" is the least of your problems. Congenital idiocy is. And that "farr" WAS your fault. Pouring gasoline down the "chimbly" to burn off the soot was pure white trash. But, hey, all is forgiven, Flem. Say "Hi!" to your mom and tell her I still miss her because I haven't had any since she...
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    Arthur Deco Mentors ET Noobs

    It is so gratifying at my age to see than some things never change. You are still a terminal dumb fuck.
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    Arthur Deco Mentors ET Noobs

    Tough break. I heard it was from friendly fire, too. That's got to be a bitch. Answer me this. Do you suffer from any of these faults? Late? Overweight? Sullen? Enervated? Recalcitrant? If yes to all five, then concatenate the first letter of each word for your answer.
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    Arthur Deco Mentors ET Noobs

    By posting lovesick odes on Nitro's moony "Get Attached" thread, I think you have answered your own question.
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    Arthur Deco Mentors ET Noobs

    How sapphomoric of you!
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    Arthur Deco Mentors ET Noobs

    Mon cher V, with your encyclopaedic knowledge, I would have thought that you would know that brokers are allowed by law to steal your money, so they have no need to resort to illegal methods.
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    Arthur Deco Mentors ET Noobs

    I think you are putting the chart before the horse.
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    Arthur Deco Mentors ET Noobs

    The answer is quite simple, Rawhula. People everywhere, as in your country, trade when they have no money to buy the things they want.
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    Arthur Deco Mentors ET Noobs

    And I'll bet you know the difference between a girls' gymnastics team and a beauty pageant: a cunning bunch of stunts and and a stuniing bunch of... OK. I give up. You are forcing me to do it. Bring on my sock-puppets for a phony dialogue. In Plato's time it was considered an art form.
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    Arthur Deco Mentors ET Noobs

    Quote from Arthur Deco: So that would make a cummerbund the sacrifice hitter on a girls' softball team? Or a granny who trades Deutsch bonds? From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bund:So, cummerbund indeed could be a grandma federation, or a girls' softball team as long as the girls are...
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    Arthur Deco Mentors ET Noobs

    So that would make a cummerbund the sacrifice hitter on a girls' softball team? Or a granny who trades Deutsch bonds?
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    Arthur Deco Mentors ET Noobs

    Why, thank you for your kindness. And I am mighty embarrassed that the word I thought I was inventing already existed. I must go look up its etiology. Or is than entomology? Etymology? I never can remember.
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    Arthur Deco Mentors ET Noobs

    There went my ill-advised and ill-conceived thread! I thought noobs would flock (they being feathered, if not yet tarred) to my thread to sop up my trading wisdom like a salt-rising biscuit into cream gravy. My offer still stands. I have been candid. Even given away useful code. And cheerfully...
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    The end game of gun control

    And while we gun nuts are driving liberals nuts, here is one of my favorite pistols (yes, it IS a pistol!). Mine is in 9mm, sweet!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8k9neqVZYs&feature=player_embedded
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    The end game of gun control

    I found this delightful article on Taliban small arms to be only slightly irrelevant to the thread: http://atwar.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/01/31/taliban-gun-lockers-the-rifles-of-rural-ghazni-province/?partner=rss&emc=rss
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    Arthur Deco Mentors ET Noobs

    It makes all the difference if they are macho camo. And I always accessorize mine with a crotch pistol.
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    Daily volume on ES for last Friday?

    Where you gonna jump to?
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    Arthur Deco Mentors ET Noobs

    Hell, yes! I'm not 'spectin' much from the Sexpo, but I have never been to one, so why not? Forecasting freezin' rain here Tuesday, so went to the range tonight. Gotta love it when there is a CHL qualification going on. I especially love the five round free fires. God, what a racket that makes...
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    The end game of gun control

    If it comes after me it's not my government. And, yes, a lot of people would try. If I recall correctly, you're from SoCal, right? A different attitude than some other places in the country.
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    Arthur Deco Mentors ET Noobs

    Ah, thanks for sharing those composition rules. I think I'll try to use them in future. But once again I see that my well-mannered amiable air has only caused this thread to veer from my newly eleemosynary approach to ET. I am old, but I CAN learn. Funny joke, BTW, readily adaptable to the...
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