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When you look you will see that Eurex hasn't even come close to Taking Chicago by storm! Liquidity is a long long ways from being a threat to any other exchange. Friday's volume. http://www.eurexus.com/market_trading/delquotes/entrance.html I hope as much as anyone that they really...

http://www.eurexchange.com/download/xpand/e_xpand_200464.pdf Read page three. It's a 100% rebate the first year and 80% the 2nd year for MM. .25 cents per side for retail customers. Bsulli

It's really not a hacker in the tradition sense of the word. It's one of the ET members needing more horsepower to backtest their strategy. Now to figure out which member/members. :D

http://funny.ansme.com/videos/singhsons.html There are others on the same site. :D

" I gave my wife a mood ring, when she is in a good mood it turns blue, when she is in a bad mood it puts little red marks on my forehead" -anonymous :D

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've...

Everyone knows Murphy's Law: "Anything that can go wrong, will..." - Here are some other Laws you may not have heard! Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped...

If your one of those leave the computer running all the time you will find this very very funny. Even your young kids or grand kids will get a kick out of it. http://www.anycities.com/user/volkomen/see.swf :D

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several of the feedback thread a few minutes ago when I enter them attempt to run and unsign actveX script. I only have activeX that are marked as safe and are sign to be run. It attempted to download and run the script. My computer is set to prompt me when these attempts are made and in all of...

Golfers in the crowd should pay close attention! :D WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND...

A systems engineer, mechanical engineer, and a Microsoft software engineer are in a car careening down a mountainous road without brakes. The driver is furiously pumping the pedal while he steers the speeding car around the treacherous turns - stones flying and passengers...

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I could...

On a serious note I was robbed at gun point and I chalked it up to being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Shook it off kept a positive attitude and went on with life. :) In jest, if I were stupid enough to walk down the same alley the second time I deserved to get my ass kicked! lol...

Doctors at a hospital in Brooklyn, New York have gone on strike. Hospital officials say they will find out what the Doctors' demands are as soon as they can get a pharmacist over there to read the picket signs!" :D

The sharp drop in the bond market began several minutes before the 8:30 a.m. release time, Bloomberg reported. Labor Department officials said they have noticed speculative activity ahead of previous payroll reports, but promised to look into whether the data was selectively released earlier.

MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic Church By Hank Vorjes of the Associated Press 6:01am est 04/01/04 VATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Peter's Square this morning, MICROSOFT Corp. and the Vatican announced that the Redmond software giant will acquire the Roman...

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was and she told him her story. After listening, he...

http://www.suburban-trunkmonkey.com/ 4 videos. :D

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-wheel drive vehicles." "She did," he replied. "But where am I gonna find a fake Jeep?" :D