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Fits more than a few folks around here thats for sure. lol :D

Boy, oh boy does this apply to a lot of engineers I've known over the years! lol For the non geeks in the crowd the blue box marked GPF stands for general protection fault or in other words remember back to when you used Windows 3.11 or Win 95. Bsulli:D

Some unexpected answers to those nagging health question from Dr. Buford T Buttocks, MD. Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out...

I wouldn't trade them for anything so I guess they were a buy and hold strategy until maturity :D

The definiton of noise around our house comes from my daughter who applies a strict filter when noise enters the room. The rest of the family commonly refers to her idea of noise as her younger brother. The fun starts when the noise attempts to plow right through the filters! :D

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http://www.sun.com/aboutsun/media/features/insidejack.html :D

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http://msnvideo.msn.com/video/default.aspx?setcp=b&prepend=4fbf1c5f-6d26-4aad-9581-9101289f09d5,62378dec-21db-4afa-8f76-d68b6de855d6,919edacc-e319-4e0e-9e3c-fe95ad9901c1&autoStart=0&menu=News&menuItem=Peculiar%20Postings Playing the theme song from Cops just proves police officers have a...

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counselling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained. "He was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts." "He...

From my favorite sister-in-law. Rules of Housecleaning 1. I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. 2. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible and they...

Two confirmed bachelors were sitting and talking. Their conversation drifted from sports to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy cooking in it?" asked the second. "You said it. Every one of the recipes began the...

http://www.hergo.com/index.asp?category=10&xsection=124&xview=a http://www.ergotron.com/ Good luck

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I...

Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept lit during the whole journey although the flight was a particularly smooth one. Just before landing, he asked the stewardess about it. "Well," she explained, "up...

"Aim towards the Enemy." -Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." -US Marine Corps "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." - USAF Troop "If the enemy is in...

Irving was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife, Sarah, was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful." Flattered, Sarah continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later he woke up and said...

College students, at the end of a course, are often asked to evaluate the various factors involved in it: Instructor, text, and so forth. Here are some collected comments: "What's the quality of the textbook? Textbook is printed on high quality paper." "Textbook is useless. I use...

http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/index.htm Funny videos for adults, kids and grandkids. My Son's personal favorite was the last video on the home page. :D

This first one should get a rise out of the ladies on the broad. :D Mary was married to a something of a chauvinist. They both worked full time, but he never did anything around the house and certainly....not any housework. That, he declared, was 'woman's work.' One evening Mary...