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    ET Brought Down by Garbage Truck

    True Story: A while back there was a huge outage on the internet and traffic between the west coast to specific points on the east coast had to be routed around the globe through Asia. Apparently a digging company severed a huge colossal assortment of OC-792 lines or whatever the largest...
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    Tinnitus

    I have it because of a mild hearing loss from ear infections when I was younger. It is annoying but if you put a fan or something in the room, it isn't as bad.
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    ET Brought Down by Garbage Truck

    Yeah, right. I've heard some excuses before but a GARBAGE TRUCK? Come on Baron, you can come up with something better than that. Did you spill beer on the server?
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    jesus christ was insane or a liar

    When I saw the headline, I immediately knew it was gordon gekko back with an atheistic vengeance to shoot down the theists. The kicker here is that roovenwood jumps in as his sidekick to back up his claims with more pyscho-babble. So how many threads have we now managed to start concerning...
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    Gay Marriage

    Genitalia rubbing is commonly referred to as sex. Now I know that in your mind, you must break everything apart into their constituent components and then elaborate on each one, but this is really quite simple. I don't think the church has an official position on taking a shit, though...
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    Gay Marriage

    I'm glad you are LOL at the idea of having yet another opportunity for expressing your expert command of the art of diplomacy and social interaction, but perhaps you should wait until we can do this on equal footing. I know it is hard for you to understand this, but you are a mental basket...
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    Kewl license plate ideas for traders?

    NOMOCASH
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    Kewl license plate ideas for traders?

    PIKER4U SHTHPNS 401KGNE EMH2CU CNDLEMAN MRGNCALL BUYMYIPO
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    It's over for the democrats, Nader is running!!!!!!

    I have literally gone out every night this week drinking. My brain isn't "all there," so to speak. I am just celebrating ... something. I would have looked it up, but since I was at work on a Sunday, I took the lazy approach and just asked. :) I'm going to go read about the latest...
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    Gay Marriage

    You know that part of your brain that processes thoughts and interprets them before you say or write what is in your mind? Is that piece broken? I mean, do you wake up each morning with the thought, "How can I be revolting, disgusting and obscene in a platonic way?" I mean, really. That...
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    It's over for the democrats, Nader is running!!!!!!

    Can two independents run concurrently along with the two major parties? Could we get a moderate right independent to run along with Nader? Hypothetical Situation: Election Today w/ just two major party candidates: Kerry 53% Bush 47% Election Today w/ Nader in the mix: Kerry 45%...
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    Dark Energy

    Cosmology and Astronomy ... Sorry!
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    Dark Energy

    Wow, I got two words wrong. Oh man, what a day.
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    Dark Energy

    Spell check is a real bitch sometimes.
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    It's over for the democrats, Nader is running!!!!!!

    This is game theory on a very large level. Two independent parties, and the best man wins. Two independent parties with a third party more aligned with one of the other major two parties, and that party will see less votes and therefore the best man doesn't win. I hope people aren't so...
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    Dark Energy

    When you consider vastly different scales (such as the quantum and the universal), there are realities to these scales that we aren't used to from our vantage point. Quantum mechanics does allow for you to bounce a ball against a wall and, given enough time, sooner or later the ball will not...
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    Dark Energy

    It is definitely an amazing time to be alive to see the progression of cosmetology and astrology. When I was in NYC last year, they were running an Einstein exhibit at one of the museums (Natural History, I believe). It was a very in-depth exhibit that showed a lot of his personal letters...
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    Oooops -- Anyone know what a "waiver hearing" is?

    Lucky me! I got a citation tonight and on the back of the ticket, I can either go to trial or request a waiver hearing. Anyone know if it is advantageous to just request a waiver hearing?
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    Stu which church and which dogma said the world was flat

    Do proofs help you get laid on Saturday nights, too?
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